36Lake Placid, United States
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My self-summary
I knew I should have typed this part last night when I had a bottle of Beaujolais to defeat my internal censors. I'm from Chicago. In a former life, I lived and travelled all over the US and Europe. Now I'm stuck in Highlands Co for awhile which I am not liking. Someone please save me soon- otherwise I'll be talking to cows in the orange groves.

The top three words used to describe me are: kind, smart and weird. Thanks friends & co-workers!

Okcupid sucks at describing me. I'm AM NOT "drug-friendly". I support legalizing marijuana that is all. Nor do I feel that I'm "kinky" for being ok with polygamy or gay marriage. Being shy (yes really!) doesn't make me "unfriendly" either.
What I’m doing with my life
well right now I'm signing up for online dating. Yay go me. At least my mother is happy.
I’m really good at
getting lost: Wait, this isn't Orlando??
The first things people usually notice about me
My butt. Men always notice my butt, so I dyed my hair purple to get them to look at my head. But then my boss said my purple hair had to go. So now everyone is back to looking at my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love cheese and wine and beer and chocolate. I watch Netflix. I'm fond of foreign literature but I have to read it in English. sad face. I like foreign artsy movies with subtitles. My iPod is eclectic.

This question needs to ask: favorite places. Mine are Chicago, New Orleans and Europe. And cemeteries because I love history and genealogy.
Six things I could never do without
a passport
Duck tape- preferably in Hello Kitty print
I spend a lot of time thinking about
STUFF!!! Like what kind of glitter flakes would be better to glue on my stilettos. Or how I should crochet my next scarf. How can I use color association to improve foreign language skills. Did I buy this toy/game for my kids already.... Why doesn't Augusta have better gourmet food stores. And how the hell did I end up in South Carolina again?!?! Why does Chicago have to be so damn cold every year. I wonder it's time to change my oil. Cheesy Bacon Beer bread was a smashing success- And yes, I'm aware it isn't kosher. I love history and research. Sometimes, I wonder what would have happen if I pursued a PhD instead of becoming a mother and a wife. I need more art covering my body. Time for another tattoo.
On a typical Friday night I am
....working!! Yup, I know. I'm lame. If I'm not, I'm at home on my couch with George, a libation and a book. George has four legs btw.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
What's private?? I'm on an Internet dating site. Hey look! An ad for Google...
You should message me if
What's the point of this? Most people are gonna just look at the pictures and message me with something lame like "you're hot! we should hang out" or "how are you?" completely ignoring the written and q&a part of the questionnaire. But message me if you understand the subtleties of sarcasm. You should probably Google my sexuality first.
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