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My self-summary
Life is pretty fucking weird when you're 20 something.

New Zealand writer living in Berlin. Bi/Queer, like guys and girls, especially the weird ones.

Gave Dr Phil head on the U9, don't regret it. Used to stage manage Vin Diesel, until he was like, J I'm doing another triple X film, and I was like, Vin, NO.

I weigh over 500kilograms, and cannot move, but will send a handsome surrogate to meet you. Was once a Beegee but they disowned me, for reasons I don't wish to discuss. Tragedy.

I speak an odd, febrile German. I read a lot of books and I like to get high and play keyboard. I take dance and singing lessons which are incredibly fun.

I've been to almost every country in Europe and what seems like every hipster Neukölln dive-bar imaginable, but I still find reflecting on and writing about the cafes, parties, art, isolation, and faltering romances of this big whirling town incredibly exciting.

I'M MAKE A LOUNGE ALBUM, it's really bad.
I’m really good at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current favourites:
Pushkin - Eugene Onegin
Nabakov - Laughter in the dark, Lolita,
Roth - Portnoy's Complaint,
Lawrence - Son's and Lovers,
Faulkner - As I Lay Dying,
60s smut - I am Loving (Strangely)
Six things I could never do without
Books, music, history
Memories and imagination
Drugs, clubs, bars, excitement
Sex, fucking, love, affection
Friends and enemies
New ideas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The etymoligical irony of Sonnenallee.
On a typical Friday night I am
High on the mattress, while the global market crashes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in love with your brother. What's his name?
You should message me if
Be spontaneous. Drink wine, dance to shit music.
The two of us