New Zealand writer living in Berlin. Bi/Queer, like guys and girls, especially the weird ones.
Gave Dr Phil head on the U9, don't regret it. Used to stage manage Vin Diesel, until he was like, J I'm doing another triple X film, and I was like, Vin, NO.
I weigh over 500kilograms, and cannot move, but will send a handsome surrogate to meet you. Was once a Beegee but they disowned me, for reasons I don't wish to discuss. Tragedy.
I speak an odd, febrile German. I read a lot of books and I like to get high and play keyboard. I take dance and singing lessons which are incredibly fun.
I've been to almost every country in Europe and what seems like every hipster Neukölln dive-bar imaginable, but I still find reflecting on and writing about the cafes, parties, art, isolation, and faltering romances of this big whirling town incredibly exciting.
I'M MAKE A LOUNGE ALBUM, it's really bad.
Pushkin - Eugene Onegin
Nabakov - Laughter in the dark, Lolita,
Roth - Portnoy's Complaint,
Lawrence - Son's and Lovers,
Faulkner - As I Lay Dying,
60s smut - I am Loving (Strangely)
Memories and imagination
Drugs, clubs, bars, excitement
Sex, fucking, love, affection
Friends and enemies