my dog is a cat / my brother is a carcrash / and i have good teeth.
or how about:
the kettle is boiled / would anyone like a tea / no biscuits at all.
i hope this has been informative.
ps: if you're christian, thats cool, but my tests are not to be taken seriously, so please stop sending me mails about how offensive i am. thanks!
I am carbon - based, 90% water, and a large prime number
anyway... um... i'm sorta getting on with it... its not too bad to be me right now, i like my job, i get to do most things and stuff.. yeah.. so right now i'm thinking of exploring a bit.. europe or something.. yeah.. i'm kinda daydreaming now... anyway, what? i'd like to drive soon. how do i do that? do i buy the car first then do the learning? or vice versa? are you the right person to be asking? can i see your licence? can you even drive??? you sicken me.
no! er...joke!? i don't smell. really. i'm joking! ok, eh can i start again? no? fine... ok... uh... people often comment on my bulging trousers. there are various reasons for this, ie, my wallet (full of coupons), beer (i have snuck out of the pub with my pint in pocket. this will also account for the stain, so don't ask) or my collection of shrubs. (shrubs).
there's probably like 'my health' or 'my walkman', 'sex', or somthing i should put in here too, but i chose those six. but really i could live without money... not that i'm a communist or anything.. not that there's anything wrong with being a communist... god.. can i just start this whole thing again? right from the start like? hello? will i just write my self summary in here and you can tidy it up? hello?
actually that makes me sound like a complete spanner. maybe thats what i've just admitted.... damn. this is a disaster.