klaxonfarming
32 Boulder, United States
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My self-summary
Ruggedly handsome bastard.
What I’m doing with my life
Studied some Chinese in the military. Studied some creative writing in my undergrad. Now Masters in GIS. I've decided to do school forever.
I work with maps, so like a true man I never have to ask for directions.
I’m really good at
Hunting monsters while sporting scruff.
Sometimes I play instruments.
I killed a centaur with an oboe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cormac McCarthy.
Vonnegut.
Snowpiercer and other quirky movies.
Comedy Bang Bang
Postmodern Jukebox

I have many leather-bound books.
The six things I could never do without
Funk
Commentary
Vocal Fry
Archaic words
Marshmallows
Dimmer switches
You should message me if
Ideally you take general or specific care of yourself. You're not a hurtling meteor of un-self-aware emotion. You're not so much into the kid thing (or at least aren't looking for a baby daddy). And you're smart. Smart covers many sins.

And if I ask you why you're cool and your reason is "I'm pretty?" probably not my schtick.
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