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My self-summary
Good choice for a profile read. You should totally give yourself a pat on the back for this one.

I like going to shows. Eating out. Air conditioning. Not running marathons. Dive bars. Fancy bars. Bars in general. Bad jokes. Smelling candles. I'm definitely a romantic. Old fashioned. Extremely left politically. And I will most likely beat you at rock, paper, scissors and staring contests.
What I’m doing with my life
Program coordinator at a technology/biomedical incubation center. In short, I help startups start up. I also do some work at an after-school program teaching kids how to play music and be in a band. I'm like Jack Black in School of Rock basically.

I also write music, play in bands, and would like someone who takes an interest in that side of me.
I’m really good at
Motivational speaking. Grammar. Pretending that I'm an amazing dancer. Making people laugh in extremely awkward fashion. Music in general. Forgetting people's names like, right after meeting them. Using stylistic fragments (see entire profile). And wearing all black every damn day of my damn life.
The first things people usually notice about me
People are always saying I look like Wolverine. So either my unbridled sideburns or my Adamantium claws.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read as often as I should. But I guess you could say I like popular authors. Hemingway. Poe. Shakespeare. Feel free to share some recommendations of authors that work in short form and tend to be depressing as all hell.

Hitchcock. Kubrick. Aronofsky. 70's horror. Stupid action movies. And pretty much anything with George Clooney because he's a fucking amazing actor and if you don't think so or call him one-dimensional I WILL FIGHT YOU.

The Simpsons is the greatest show of all time even though everything after season 9 is ehh. Black Mirror, Game of Thrones, Real Time with Bill Maher, and pretty much everything else on HBO (Big Little Lies is amazing btw). Battlestar Galactica, Seinfeld, and I really love The Twilight Zone, and any type of cooking competition show for some reason.

Radiohead, The Beatles, Depeche Mode, Elliott, The Cure, Frank Sinatra, Keane, Jukebox The Ghost, old school Weezer, Megadeth, Billy Joel, Dismemberment Plan, Cave-In, The Police, At the Drive-In, just to name a few. I grew up on punk and hardcore and still love that.

I love dark 80s dance music and finally found some great ones in the city. I'd love to go to those with someone.

I'm into all of the food except mushrooms and anything else texturally unsettling.
Six things I could never do without
My car.
Good music.
Dress shoes.
NBA basketball. I don't seem like it but I'm a huge NBA fan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Elizabeth Warren 2020 ✌
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love ABBA. Not really private cause I will totally blast some ABBA with my car windows rolled down singing at the top of my lungs like a true gangsta.
You should message me if
I'd much rather get to know someone in person cause it's more natural that way. Also, I don't meet a lot of people sequestered in my cubicle at work. So yeah...message me if you want to grab a drink and let's have some laughs irl.
The two of us