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My self-summary
Good choice for a profile read. I hope it's an amazing ride into the mind of this funny little muddle called me.

I like going to shows. Eating out. Not running marathons. Bad jokes. Smelling candles. I'd say I'm the romantic type. I swear a lot but I open doors for people so I feel like that cancels the swearing out.
What I’m doing with my life
Program coordinator at a technology/biomedical incubation center. I also do some work at an after-school program teaching kids how to play music and be in a band. I'm like Jack Black in School of Rock basically.

I also write music, play in bands, and would like someone who takes an interest in that side of me.
I’m really good at
Motivational speaking. Grammar. Pretending that I'm an amazing dancer (which is all you have to do to be a good one). Making people laugh in extremely awkward fashion. Music stuff. Forgetting people's names like, right after meeting them. Using stylistic fragments (see entire profile). And wearing all black all day err day.
The first things people usually notice about me
People are always saying I look like Wolverine. So probably my Adamantium claws.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read as often as I should. But I guess you could say I like popular authors. Hemingway. Poe. Shakespeare. Feel free to share some recommendations of authors that work in short form and tend to be depressing as all hell.

Hitchcock. Kubrick. Aronofsky. 70's horror. Stupid action movies. And pretty much anything with George Clooney because he's a fucking amazing actor and if you don't think so or call him one-dimensional I WILL FIGHT YOU.

The Simpsons is the greatest show of all time even though everything after season 9 is ehh. Black Mirror, Game of Thrones, Real Time with Bill Maher, and pretty much everything else on HBO (Big Little Lies is amazing btw). Battlestar Galactica, Seinfeld, and I really love The Twilight Zone, and any type of cooking competition show for some reason.

Radiohead, The Beatles, Depeche Mode, Elliott, The Cure, Keane, Jukebox The Ghost, old school Weezer, Megadeth, Billy Joel, Dismemberment Plan, Cave-In, The Police, At the Drive-In, just to name a few. I grew up on punk and hardcore and still love that.

I love dark 80s dance music but haven't really found a good 80s night or goth night anywhere in the city. I'd love to do that with someone.

I'm into all of the food except mushrooms and anything else texturally unsettling.
Six things I could never do without
My car.
Good music.
Dress shoes.
NBA basketball. I don't seem like it but I'm a huge NBA fan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love ABBA.
You should message me if
I'd much rather get to know someone in person cause it's more natural that way. Message me if you want to grab coffee or a drink and let's have some laughs irl.
The two of us