24 Geelong, Australia
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My self-summary
Hey there, im kris, i make jokes about everything, because everything is funny, im just looking for an awesome female i can hang out with, play with, hold hands and maybe take over the world, no homo.

I'm here for a girlfriend but I'm also hear to make more female friends, i have a solid 60 or so guys i hang out with pretty regularly and only about 15 female friends, females make awesome friends too.
What I’m doing with my life
currently a student (becoming a high school science teacher) working part time, wanting to work and study of shore. doing jiujitsu and muay thai it keeps me fit, reading, writing, whittling, learning crappy songs on guitar, planning my houses total world domination through my marriages with other noble houses.
i also volunteer to help the greens part and help organise protests against super trawling and shark culling, i really like the ocean
I’m really good at
smelling things, beat boxing, making super villain voices. im actually a gun driver and i wanted to be a rally driver when i was a kid.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably my height, my long hair or maybe, just maybe... my obscenely thick neck, head banger life.
i am a horrble speller because i type and write realy fast and have huge hands, also i dont care about making mistakes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: im currently reading a song of ice and fire, but i love the lord of the rings, the hobbit, dan brown books, stephen king and marvel comics

too many movies to name at the moment, but i like allot of really cool movies

Shows: stranger things, vikings, game of thrones, breaking bad, south park, rick and morty, fullmetal alchemist, fairy tail, one punch man, helsing ultimate, gurren lagan, heaps of youtube shows like big lez show, bravest warriors etc, i mostly like shows with characters i can relate too

Music, some of my favorite bands are:
Every time i die
violent soho
fleshgod apocalypse
david bowie
tony danza tap dancing extravaganza
kings of leon
dead Kennedys
bring me the horizon
amon amarth
thy art is murder
parkway drive
the doors
cannibal corpse
smashing pumpkins
infant annihilator
there are 100's others that i love but this is what im listening too ATM

Food: i love mostly mexican food, but i also like chinese, thai, south african, dutch, german, korean, japanese and indian food too. i can cook amazing authentic mexican food

i thought id list my favorite video games as well:
borderlands 2
crash bandicoot 1,2,3
crash team racing
just cause 3
banjo kazooie
gran turismo 3,5
warcraft 3
age of empires
star wars battlefront 2
The six things I could never do without
as long as my body is in good condition i could live without everything i have, id miss my friends though
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Running away to a nordic country and living in the woods. zombie apocalypse (i have a great plan by the way) cool things to try, my mistakes and how to fix them.
Currently retaking the river-lands for my sister/lover and then ill be back home soon to protect kings landing
On a typical Friday night I am
training juijitsu or hanging out with my mates, hopefully not working on an assignment
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i used to post on craigslist to fight people when i was an edgy teenager obsessed with fight club
You should message me if
if you want to have fun in life