klokar
24 Geelong, Australia
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My self-summary
seeing some one at the moment, hopefully i wont need to come back here :)
Hey there, im kris, im looking for an awesome female i can go to gigs with, be nerdy, kill zombies and maybe take over the world.
What I’m doing with my life
currently a student (becoming a high school science teacher) working part time, wanting to work and study off shore. practicing jiujitsu and muay thai it keeps me fit, reading, writing, whittling, learning crappy songs on guitar, planning my houses total world domination through my marriages with other noble houses.
i also volunteer to help the greens party and help organise protests against commercial trawling, fraking and shark culling, i really like the ocean.
I’m really good at
im just going to list random things im good at for some reason:
making puns, fixing things, cursive hand writting, smelling things, jiujitsu, beat boxing and rapping (i actually hate rap as a music, but i appreciate it as poetry), making super villain voices, shooting 88% accuracy at 100 meters with out a scope (although im not a huge fan of guns). im actually an awesome driver and i wanted to be a rally driver when i was a kid.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably my height, my long blonde hair or maybe, just maybe... my obscenely thick neck, head banger life.
i am a horrible speller because i type and write really fast and have huge hands, also i dont care if i make mistakes, like miss frizzle once said: take chances, make mistakes, get messy. its kind of how i live my life
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: im currently reading a song of ice and fire, but i love the lord of the rings, the hobbit, dan brown books, stephen king and marvel comics

too many movies to name at the moment, but i like allot of really cool movies

Shows: stranger things, vikings, game of thrones, breaking bad, south park, rick and morty, fullmetal alchemist, fairy tail, one punch man, helsing ultimate, gurren lagan, heaps of youtube shows like big lez show, bravest warriors etc, i mostly like shows with characters i can relate too

Music, some of my favorite bands are:
Every time i die
violent soho
fleshgod apocalypse
david bowie
tony danza tap dancing extravaganza
slayer
deadmau5
justice
gesaffelstein
ramones
nirvana
kings of leon
dead Kennedys
bring me the horizon
amon amarth
thy art is murder
parkway drive
the doors
cannibal corpse
smashing pumpkins
BOO SEEKA
infant annihilator
radiohead
there are 100's others that i love but this is what im listening too ATM

Food: i love mostly mexican food, but i also like chinese, thai, south african, dutch, german, korean, japanese and indian food too. i can cook amazing authentic mexican food

i thought id list my favorite video games as well:
pokemon
borderlands 2
crash bandicoot 1,2,3
crash team racing
just cause 3
banjo kazooie
gran turismo 3,5
warcraft 3
age of empires
star wars battlefront 2
gran turismo
The six things I could never do without
as long as my body is in good condition i could live without everything i have, id miss my friends though
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Running away to a nordic country and living in the woods. zombie apocalypse (i have a great plan by the way) cool things to try, my mistakes and how to fix them.
Currently retaking the river-lands for my sister/lover and then ill be back home soon to protect kings landing
On a typical Friday night I am
training juijitsu or hanging out with my mates, hopefully not working on an assignment
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i used to post on craigslist to fight people when i was an edgy teenager obsessed with fight club
You should message me if
if you want to have fun in life
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