"The secret to being boring is to say everything"
I will tell you I am
"the G.G. Allin of casual conversation"
8:45-9:15-L, 4/5 Train Commute
9:30-Whenever I'm Done Getting Work-Fucked:
1. Defend Obama from twat Banking colleagues
2. Talk about "underground Bands...like Death Cab For Cutie" with colleagues
3. Feign interest in conversation with Staten Island Zumba-Wife admins
4. Get chewed out by Long Island Mean Girl colleague for being "hipster"
5. (Anecdote-description over drinks sometime, here)
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1. (Anecdote-description over drinks sometime, here)
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3. Implore my guitars to love me
4. Troll OK Cupid for cutest visitors of the day
5. Message cute OK Cupid girl who "[loves] sarcasm" or "[is] really sarcastic" something sarcastic
11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m.-Oversleep
1:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m.:
2. (Anecdote-description over drinks sometime, here)
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8:00 p.m.-1:00 a.m.-" "
1:00 a.m.-4:00 a.m.-" "
-Fumbling ass at the one-yard line
-TOTES adorbs fatch
-Black skinny jeans bulge
-I've read one novel in the past four years, "A Visit From The Goon Squad," and have no plans to read any others (UPDATE: I just finished "This Is How You Lose Her." I look forward to dramatizing it with you someday)
-I ran into Michael K. Williams at the intersection of Havermeyer & Metropolitan once. As soon as I realized who it was, I screamed "Omar comin'! Omar comin'!" and ran in the opposite direction
-I love Pete Campbell
-Who's orchestrating the "Gus Fring & Barack Obama Were Separated At Birth" and "Hank & Frank Black Were Separated At Birth" conspiracies?
-Arya Stark reminds me I want to be a dad one day
O | O | O
-Why? (the band)
-At a yuppie bar, tuning out conversation, wondering why I'm not seeing middling bands somewhere in Brooklyn
-I hate steak
-Girls who list "Being on this site" in this space on their profile annoy me
-You're the girl wearing the Nirvana shirt: