33Brooklyn, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Even though

"The secret to being boring is to say everything"

I will tell you I am

"the G.G. Allin of casual conversation"
I’m really good at
-Fumbling ass at the one-yard line
The first things people usually notice about me
-Midwestern Nice
-Totes adorbs fatch
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Radiohead and Minutemen are the only two bands irrevocably in my personal pantheon, but I do have Dismemberment Plan and Unwound tattoos
-I've read one novel in the past four years, "A Visit From The Goon Squad," and have no plans to read any others (UPDATE: I just finished "This Is How You Lose Her." I look forward to dramatizing it with you someday)
-I ran into Michael K. Williams at the intersection of Havermeyer & Metropolitan once. As soon as I realized who it was, I screamed "Omar comin'! Omar comin'!" and ran in the opposite direction
-I love Pete Campbell
-Who's orchestrating the "Gus Fring & Barack Obama Were Separated At Birth" and "Hank & Frank Black Were Separated At Birth" conspiracies?
-Arya Stark reminds me I want to be a dad one day
Six things I could never do without
O | O | O
---|--- |---
O | O | O
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Why girls wear Mom j'orts, and if they'd be the kind who, under a dress, would wear bike shorts
On a typical Friday night I am
-Wondering why I'm seeing middling bands somewhere in Brooklyn


-At a bar, tuning out conversation, wondering why I'm not seeing middling bands somewhere in Brooklyn
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-I own "Teenage Dream" on vinyl
-I hate steak
You should message me if
-You're an "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" face
-You're the girl wearing the Nirvana shirt:
The two of us