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My self-summary
First and foremost.....Chicago Cubs 2016 World Series Champs!!!

Ladies, have you ever woken up in the middle of night, looked over to the guy lying next to you and thought to yourself, “What the hell am I doing with him?” Or looked over and saw no one at all. Just a pillow sitting there anxiously waiting for a head to caress its down feathers or poly blend cotton fill?

Well I’m here to tell you about an amazing product that will surely get you excited! It’s called Kevin! Kevin has everything an active woman wants and needs. You want to travel the world? Kevin has a passport! You want to visit museums and art galleries? Kevin graduated with a Bachelor of Arts degree! You enjoy roller coasters? Kevin has an extra annual pass to Magic Mountain!

But what about those needs you say?

Need a bug killed or taken outside? Kevin!

Oil change or general car maintenance? Kevin!

Joyce from accounting constantly asking you for a girl’s night out but you can’t stand her and need an excuse to say no? Kevin!

Best of all, Kevin has recently been upgraded to version 42!! That’s right ladies, version 42! So often women complain about the various versions of their men. Some newer, some older. With version 42, Kevin is right in the fabled “Goldilocks” zone. Here’s just a taste of what you get with version 42 Kevin:

• Better understanding of how to treat and appreciate women.
• Established career with room for growth.
• The ability to mirror previous versions while maintaining the security and stability of the current version!

The best part about Kevin though? Minimal “outside” influences! Version 42 Kevin is practically fresh off the factory floor!!

Act now ladies and you’ll get free upgrades for life!!

Listen ladies, I understand you want tall, dark and handsome because that's what everyone tells you. That's supposed to be the very definition of masculinity.That's not what defines a man however. That just describes a guy. If you want a man, find the one who says please and thank you to everyone. Find the one who opens all doors for ladies. Find the one that makes you feel wanted, sexy, and feminine. More often than not, he's not tall, dark, and handsome. Just saying...=)...Good luck out there.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the Entertainment Industry. I help make the only thing you pay attention to during the Super Bowl and ignore the other 364 days of the year; i.e. commercials. It pays the bills.
I’m really good at
things best left to be discovered once you get to know me!
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a soft spot for the first edition Denny's menu!
Six things I could never do without
sense of humor
common sense
I spend a lot of time thinking about
So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
On a typical Friday night I am
out or in.....and not that kind of out or in!!....such a dirty mind!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still haven't named my car!...;-)...perhaps you can help me.
You should message me if
You want to experience life with someone who knows how to enjoy it, has lived it, and wants to experience more of it with someone who will appreciate it as much as you.
The two of us