Ladies, have you ever woken up in the middle of night, looked over to the guy lying next to you and thought to yourself, “What the hell am I doing with him?” Or looked over and saw no one at all. Just a pillow sitting there anxiously waiting for a head to caress its down feathers or poly blend cotton fill?
Well I’m here to tell you about an amazing product that will surely get you excited! It’s called Kevin! Kevin has everything an active woman wants and needs. You want to travel the world? Kevin has a passport! You want to visit museums and art galleries? Kevin graduated with a Bachelor of Arts degree! You enjoy roller coasters? Kevin has an extra annual pass to Magic Mountain!
But what about those needs you say?
Need a bug killed or taken outside? Kevin!
Oil change or general car maintenance? Kevin!
Joyce from accounting constantly asking you for a girl’s night out but you can’t stand her and need an excuse to say no? Kevin!
Best of all, Kevin has recently been upgraded to version 42!! That’s right ladies, version 42! So often women complain about the various versions of their men. Some newer, some older. With version 42, Kevin is right in the fabled “Goldilocks” zone. Here’s just a taste of what you get with version 42 Kevin:
• Better understanding of how to treat and appreciate women.
• Established career with room for growth.
• The ability to mirror previous versions while maintaining the security and stability of the current version!
The best part about Kevin though? Minimal “outside” influences! Version 42 Kevin is practically fresh off the factory floor!!
Act now ladies and you’ll get free upgrades for life!!
Listen ladies, I understand you want tall, dark and handsome because that's what everyone tells you. That's supposed to be the very definition of masculinity.That's not what defines a man however. That just describes a guy. If you want a man, find the one who says please and thank you to everyone. Find the one who opens all doors for ladies. Find the one that makes you feel wanted, sexy, and feminine. More often than not, he's not tall, dark, and handsome. Just saying...=)...Good luck out there.