kmjha
27 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
Those career aptitude tests in high school told me to be a funeral director or a taxidermist. Space fascinates me while also scaring the bejesus out of me. I love true crime and Ritz crackers. I have a renaissance-style portrait of me and my animals hanging in my apartment. When I'm blue I like to watch videos of Riker sitting down.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a degree in history and I'm currently going to school for social services work. I do community outreach/community development-y type things. I teach seniors how to use technology to improve their health. I'm a qualified stroke prevention instructor, so invite me to teach your groups.
I’m really good at
Empathy. Being a pet parent. Giving head massages. Pacifying agitated seniors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Benny & Joon, Stand By Me, The Breakfast Club, Teen Witch.

Music: My favourite concerts were by Yann Tiersen, Placebo, and Patrick Watson. I grew up listening to motown. I listen to a lot of 90s music.

Books: I own more non-fiction than fiction, and more stuff based on terrible world events than not. I love embarrassing and hilarious non-fiction.

TV: Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Luther, Derek, Vikings, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Hannibal, Broad City, Black Mirror, etc.

Food: Fruit. Crusty bread. Coffee. Hummus.

Podcasts: Lore, Criminal, Sword and Scale
The six things I could never do without
-Melatonin
-Coziness (emotional and physical)
-Humour
-My rescue kitties and my rescue guinea pigs Neil deGrasse Tyson and Carl Sagan
-The satisfaction of ripping my bra off when I get home and flinging it across the room in a fit of celebration
-White noise all the time. I hate a quiet house
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Running away to a stormy coast; living on a houseboat; being a mountainman; the robot uprising; black holes; living in a lighthouse; how to become a NASA scientist with a degree in history; mental health; my strong maternal instincts towards Gollum; intersectionality, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching documentaries about weird and wonderful people
You should message me if
you are kind, warm, empathetic, and sensitive. You believe in mutual support and caring. You think lounging in a park, watching documentaries, wrestling, eating food, watching movies, museuming, board gaming, and wandering sound fun. Teach me something new and I'm yours.
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