how anyone can find Two and Half Men entertaining
why Sesame Street changed Cookie Monster to Veggie Monster - monsters eat cookies, everyone knows that
who watches the WNBA
why traffic cops exist (the red, yellow, green light system we have seems to work just fine)
why car speedometers go up to 140mph+ yet nowhere is the speed limit above 85mph (one place in texas). I blame car manufacturers for my speeding tickets.
how Vanna White hasn't aged in 30 years (and whether she's the only person in the world named "Vanna")
Why Goofy can talk and Pluto can't
Who still shops at Eddie Bauer