28Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I like to rearrange spaces, set up intricate electrical light fixtures that operate with remote controls. After all we live in a society of convenience. It's tool time all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a booking agency.
I’m really good at
throwing foam parties, romancing cougars, finagling discounts, biking drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
that i'm wearing a snuggie. comfort is important to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, 30 rock, seinfeld, peep show, elimidate, baggage

anything nicholas cage

the hold steady, wilco, conor oberst, natural child, bruce springsteen, rolling stones, the replacements, ty segall, the oh sees, neu!, the thermals, titus andronicus, fugazi, jesus lizard, no age, japandroids, the flaming lips, neil young, pavement, silver jews, king khan and the bbq show, nick cave, spacemen 3

i like tacos. and let's be honest, nobody reads anymore.
Six things I could never do without
waffle fries, pbr, fantasy football, bbq, chuckles, and of course my bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to get you to go home with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am a man of mystery.
You should message me if
you're looking for a cool dude to meet your low expectations. or to grab a drink.
The two of us