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My self-summary
I'm Lauren. I'm 20 years old, I am short, curvy, and of decent intelligence. I am also very creative without the help of herbal substance. I have always been an artist. When they say, "Artists are born, not created" they aren't lying. I was born an artist, which makes up for my lack of coordination or athletic ability. Being on the Autism Spectrum, I like to think that society really does value intelligence and appearance equally, but for different reasons. Take Albert Einstein for example. He was a brilliant man who couldn't talk to his wife or remember where his house is. But he was and still is such a valuable asset to society so we overlooked his shortcomings because in the end, they did not matter. Sanity and happiness can rarely exist simultaneously
Now think about beauty pagent girls. They are beautiful, elegant, and seemingly-perfect. This is how society wants you to be. But looks fade quickly. It's the mind that remains resilient.
What I’m doing with my life
I am diligently looking for a job as I learn new ways to get by living on this big, blue marble we call home
I’m really good at
1. Knitting
2. Making Friendship Bracelets
3. Pottery
4. Writing
5. Using Proper Grammar
6. Spelling
7. Coordinating Colors
8. Compassion
9. Cracking Jokes
10. Tying knots in balloons
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Each eye is blue-grey with a ring of dark ocean-blue around the outside of the iris and a ring of hazel around the pupil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- 12 Angry Men
- Secondhand Lions
- Mean Girls
- Up
- Inglourious Basterds (Tarantino version)

Television Shows:
- The Big Bang Theory
- Two Broke Girls
- Superjail
- Squidbillies
- Family Guy
- Drawn Together
- South Park
- Conan

- The Beatles
- Boston
- Eluveitie
- Journey
- Seether
- The Kills
- Ke$ha
- Eminem
- Mozart
- Thomas Newman
- Nightwish
- Van Halen (before Sammy Hagar)
- Britney Spears
- Adam Lambert
- Cassadee Pope
- Ellie Goulding
- Rush
- Music from musicals like Les Misérables, Wicked, Fiddler on the Roof, The Lion King
The six things I could never do without
1. Something to keep my hands busy (i.e., knitting supplies)
2. Companionship such as a dog or goat
3. Toilet paper (don't tell me your anus isn't coddled too!)
4. A portable CD player with 100 CDs and 1,000 AA batteries and earphones
5. A flashlight and lots of batteries (most likely D or DD)
6. Scissors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I always have a thousand ideas buzzing in my noggin. It's hard to pinpoint one.
On a typical Friday night I am
What's so special about Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm socially awkward
You should message me if
You would like to get to know me, go on a date, etc.