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My self-summary
Hey everybody! I'm Alex.

I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty happy / lazy. If you want my attention, don't hesitate to ask for it.

People who know me say I'm pretty awesome, at least the ones I paid to say that.

Software developer, semi-amateur artist, free spirit, nerd, softie.

Work at GM / Onstar to support my coffee addiction and feed my cat.

I love making jokes and I communicate almost exclusively through humor. (At least I do in person).

Prefer it when women message first.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm all about my hobbies. Would like to switch careers and do one of them professionally someday, but we'll see.

Hobbies include :
recording music, trading stocks, playing string bass, singing, programming, building computers, reading, drawing, painting, calligraphy, gaming on the PC, cinematography, and photography
I’m really good at
GGG, my above hobbies, observational comedy, being awkward.

Perfectionist in ALL the things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, and my smile.

Sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books :
Most non-fiction including biographies, philosophy, and (rarely) some fantasy as well. Fiction has to be really good to interest me.

Movies :
I love all of them, pretty much. Even the bad ones. Sci-fi and fantasy are probably favorites. Anything escapist or cerebral.
Star Wars, Matrix Trilogy, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, to name a few.

My favorite types of music would be classical, and any kind of rock, and techno.

I have a crush on Lady Gaga.

Favorite bands sampling :
Alice Cooper, The Used, Meat Loaf, Pink Floyd!, Boston, Blink 182, Motley Crue, Elton John, AC/DC, Angles and Airwaves, Josh Groban, Attack Attack, Hawthorne Heights, Paramore, HELIA, Halestorm, Saosin, The Letter Black, The Cab, I Am Ghost, Five Finger Death Punch, Fireflight, Anberlin, The Pretty Reckless, Escape the Fate, Simple Plan, Dead by April, Ozzy Osbourne, or anything awesome...


Techno/Trance :
Tiesto, Sir Armin Van Bueren, Dash Berlin, Paul Van Dyk, Bloom 06, just about any good trance really, Skrillex, Sneaky Sound System, R3HAB, etc.


Classical :
Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, Benedetto Marcello, Berlioz, Enya (not sure where to put her), Handel, almost all opera, especially Mozart's


Food :
Pizza and any kind of Citrus flavored beverage are my favorites. I'm also a huge fan of Vault! (RIP). I'm a huge tea drinker. My favorite is a London Fog. I also enjoy energy drinks and coffee products.


TV stuff :
All non-fiction, House, MD, Firefly, Saturday Night Live, Conan, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Mythbusters, Castle, X-Files, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Star Trek (every series), sitcoms, comedies, and the like.

Hate House of Cards, boring! Just watch the news.


Camping with scorpiusflavius and friends.


This is hilarious. If OKCupid was a person:
The six things I could never do without
Tasty Food
Intellectual Challenges
Visual Art of some kind (e.g. paintings, photos, movies)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I should eat.... seriously. Come cook me something.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no 'typical' Friday night for me.

I try to never do the same thing too many times. That's crazy.
You should message me if
●You're Elsa from Frozen.

● Funny. Like "ha ha" funny.

●You're very assertive, confident, crazy, passionate and you're looking for someone to bring you back down to earth. We probably wont mesh if that's not the case.

●You're emotionally mature and wont use me to try and fix your problems. You know what you want and aren't ashamed of it.

●Respectful. (Doesn't mean you're always nice, there's a difference.)

●You're intelligent, enjoying thoughtful conversations on a variety of topics. Not just "he said, she said" type stuff.

●Verbosity: I don't mind talking, however if you aren't going to contribute to the conversation, I'm NOT going to carry it by myself. Note: I prefer verbal forms of affection over all others.

Honestly, just looking for a sassy, sarcastic girl to watch American Dad with me and go on adventures...