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My self-summary
Hey everybody! I'm Alex.

I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty happy with my life. If you want my attention, don't hesitate to ask for it.

Software developer, semi-amateur artist, free spirit, nerd, softie.

Work at GM / Onstar to support my coffee addiction and feed my cat.

I love making jokes and I communicate almost exclusively through humor. (At least I do in person). I take nothing in life seriously, even serious things.

Prefer it when women message first. Mostly because I know women get a lot of messages on here and I don't want to get lost in the shuffle.

If you don't know what to say, tell me what your current favorite movie is and why.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm all about my hobbies. Would like to switch careers and do one of them professionally someday, but we'll see.

Hobbies include :
recording music, trading stocks, playing string bass, singing, programming, building computers, reading, drawing, painting, calligraphy, gaming on the PC, cinematography, and photography
I’m really good at
GGG, my above hobbies, observational comedy, being awkward.

Perfectionist in ALL the things.

Schooling you at Jeopardy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, and my smile.

Sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books :
Most non-fiction: biographies, philosophy, and (rarely) some fantasy as well.

Movies :
Anything escapist or cerebral. I also like comedies, but only the good ones.

My favorite types of music would be classical, any kind of rock, and techno.

I have a crush on Lady Gaga.

Favorite music sampling (needs updating) :
Alice Cooper, The Used, Meat Loaf, Pink Floyd!, Boston, Blink 182, Motley Crue, Elton John, AC/DC, Angles and Airwaves, Josh Groban, Attack Attack, Hawthorne Heights, Paramore, HELIA, Halestorm, Saosin, The Letter Black, The Cab, I Am Ghost, Five Finger Death Punch, Fireflight, Anberlin, The Pretty Reckless, Escape the Fate, In This Moment, Simple Plan, Dead by April, Ozzy Osbourne, or anything awesome...


Techno/Trance/Electronica :
I don't follow specific artists really. Here's a few of my favorites

Tiesto, Sir Armin Van Bueren, Dash Berlin, Paul Van Dyk, Bloom 06, Dash Berlin, any good trance really, Skrillex, Sneaky Sound System, R3HAB, etc.


Classical :
Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, Benedetto Marcello, Berlioz, Enya (not sure where to put her), Handel, almost all opera, especially Mozart's


Food :
I work really hard to only eat healthy food most of the time. I do enjoy indulging on occasion.

Pizza and any kind of Citrus flavored beverage are my favorites. I'm a huge tea drinker. My favorite is a London Fog. I also enjoy energy drinks and coffee products. Dislike all Mexican food (Sorry)


TV stuff :
All non-fiction, House, MD, Firefly, Saturday Night Live, Conan, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Mythbusters, Castle, X-Files, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Star Trek (every series), sitcoms, comedies, and the like.

Big Bang Theory stereotypes and exploits "nerds".

Dislike random soap-opera-like dramas.


Camping with scorpiusflavius and friends.


This is hilarious. If OKCupid was a person:
The six things I could never do without
Tasty Food
Intellectual Challenges
Visual Art of some kind (e.g. paintings, photos, movies)
You should message me if
● You're Elsa from Frozen.

● Funny. Like "ha ha" funny.

● You're very assertive, confident, crazy, passionate and you're looking for someone to bring you back down to earth. We probably wont mesh if that's not the case.

● You're emotionally mature and wont use me to try and fix your problems. You know what you want and aren't ashamed of it.

● Respectful. (Doesn't mean you're always nice, there's a big difference.)

● If we start hanging out, you'll make an effort to get to know me. I love selfish people, truly, but there comes a point where I will lose interest if you don't show some in return.

● You're intelligent, enjoying thoughtful conversations on a variety of topics. Not just "he said, she said" type stuff.

● Verbosity: I don't mind talking, however if you aren't going to contribute to the conversation, I'm NOT going to carry it by myself. Note: words are my love language.

Honestly, just looking for a sassy, sarcastic girl to watch American Dad with me and go on adventures...