I AM a billionaire pro wakeboarder, sparkly vampire, model... honest.
I have wicked cool abs, great ink, and I drive a corvette.
no, not really.
(I guess when I left two years ago, I pulled my text, so I gotta reconstruct...)
I'm the nice, normal, funny guy that's supposed to be hard to find.
hobby photographer, decent pool player, good cook, GREAT uncle.
WAIT!!! I AM a billionaire pro wakeboard model, honest.