29Plattsmouth, United States
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My self-summary
Lets start with: I am really shy when I first meet people. I stutter a little bit when I get excited about something. I am overweight. I am a wannabe artist and I smoke pot sometimes.

I am a nerd. I have a Xenomorph tattoo on my right arm (Alien is my favorite movie). If I don't recognize an actor in a movie, I look them up. I figure out what they've played in and stupid bits of trivia. I'm weird like that.

I'm a wee bit ditzy. Things do tend to go over my head, especially when I'm tired.

I love kids movies and sci fi. I read constantly. I like old fashioned MMOs, but am really disappointed with just about all MMOs these days. They are all basically like playing a single player game with other random people thrown in -- no fun.

Also, I am pretty fed up with this whole being an adult thing.

I keep forgetting that OKcupid exists, I'm really sorry if I don't log on for four months straight and you're over there chillin waiting for a response from me.


Also I'm in a polyamorous marriage.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working as a bartender at a winery.
At this exact moment, I'm kind of in limbo about what the next step is.
I also have three kids.
I’m really good at
Fixing computers. Google is your friend! xD Not the super technical stuff, but I can usually figure out what is wrong with a computer.
I enjoy pixel art and am a decent website designer.

I roll a decent joint - or at least I was able to - a year ago. But this state sucks and I can't find it because I'm shy and people don't talk about it enough.
I can hold my liquor and if it's tequila, I won't even be hung over the next day.

Random creative stuff. Painting, refurbishing, DIY, Writing, pixeling, etc.

Trying to be more spiritual, trying to be "more" paganish and forgetting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short...
And overweight.
I laugh alot, I smile alot. I blush easy.
Sometimes depending on what I'm wearing, people notice my tattoos.
Or my weird hair colors.
Or that I'm kind of weird.
Also another big one people tend to notice is that I'm quiet. I have difficulty sometimes wording what I think and I get stuck in the middle of a conversation at times, where my words no longer work. It can make getting to know me difficult.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:: Stranger in a Strange Land, Pride and Prejuidice, The Giver, You Dont Know Me, Pet Cemetery, Harry Potter (in order of 3,4,6,1,5,7,2), anything Shakespeare, The Hobbit, Great Gatsby... I read alot.
Recent favorites :: Invisible Monsters, Enders Game

Movies:: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, AVP. (hell yeah). Predator, Species. (Bring it on)
Avengers, Hitman, Gamer, Sherlock Holmes, Pirates of the Caribbean, V for Vendetta, The Borrowers, Cruel Intentions, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ella Enchanted, The Breakfest Club, Princess Bride, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Labyrinth, Fun with Dick and Jane, Queen of the Damned, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, The Island, Something Funny Happened on the Way to the Forum, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Little Mermaid, Bad Santa, Mary Poppins, Jurassic Park, Phantom of the Opera... yeah the list goes on and on.

I've recently fallen in love with Superheros. :D So, pick a super hero movie and chances are I love it. (Except superman, believe it or not. Not a fan)

OH and I haven't seen any of the Dark Knights. <_< Need to!

TV Shows :: I don't watch a lot of TV, but throw on some Doctor Who or Futurama and you may have trouble getting my attention xD

Recent TV show obsessions:: Witches of East End, Archer, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead

Music:: ALL! Especially Rock, Techno, Country... Currently obsessing over The Beatles, Tom Petty, Nicki Minaj, Cake, Five Finger Death Punch and The Dirty Heads.

Recently : Fuckin Cake man! My favorite thing right now is Cake radio on Pandora
Six things I could never do without
:: Kissing
:: Music
:: Art
:: Learning Random Whatnot/Science
:: My (chosen) Family
:: Cats - let's just be honest here
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Completely random off the wall shit usually. Stuff I don't even remember by the time you've pulled me out of my thoughts.

I spend a great deal of time googling tornadoes, supercells, zombies, and instructables. I like to learn.

I also think a lot about tattoos... I'm kinda obsessed with them, though I only have four. I have several planned.

Also I spend a lot of time thinking about sex. There had to be honest.

And Tom Hiddleston.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am probably staying up as late as I can. Possibly smoking, maybe drinking, maybe playing darts or watching movies with my peoples.

Edit:: Yep, throwing an edit in here. I moved to NE from AK - Pot is a pretty big thing up north and down here totally illegal. Really Nebraska, really? I haven't smoked since I got here which is mega lame saucey balls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ermm... I'm not really a private person.
So I have nothing to put here. I'll answer almost anything.

But I suppose I should put sometime here...

I like to play catch.
I'm incredibly giggly when I'm any kind of nervous.
I start off as shy, but the more I get to know you the weirder I become.
I have anxiety issues at random times that greatly effect my life. Meeting people the first time is hard. Going into buildings for the first time is hard. Making phone calls is hard. Yay!
You should message me if
If you see something that interests you. Or have something to teach me.
Whatever. I like to listen and sometimes talk (but sometimes not talk... Anxiety, love it). I love being told stories.

Maybe, If you want a smoking buddy? :D

You should totally message me, because I am super bad at messaging first XD I'll visit your profile and love it and think you are adorable... But never get the courage to message you first heh
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