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My self-summary
I wear black on the outside cause black is how I feel on the inside.

I'm a graphic designer native to Austin, TX and living in Downtown Brooklyn. I love movies, men with facial hair, glasses, design, podcasts, dive bars, awkwardness, inside jokes, art history and casseroles.

Not into: fire breathing, hula-hooping, male jewelry, loud talkers, people that attempt to get on the train before you get off, dreadlocks, unnatural hair colors, eyebrow rings, lying about your age, or bragging that you don't own a tv.

Note: All pics are within the last 18 mo and practices ethical non monogamy
What I’m doing with my life
Visually communicating to people
I’m really good at
laughing inappropriately, following directions, one liners, remembering lyrics to songs, running errands, day drinking, cooking dinner & binge watching shows.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Point Break & Roadhouse. Do we even need other movies? I'm always about 75% into watching any documentary as well...

TV Shows: basically all the shows. I've seen them all and I enjoy them. I'm more into Lady Dynamite, Baskets, Master of None, The Americans and generally whatever HBO is pedaling. Im NOT a fan of basic bitch shows like.THe Big Bang Theory or The Voice.

Food: Im always in the mood for a sandwich or creamy pasta.
I really hate eggs, I know I should like them- I want to like them- but I just don't.
I'm also very allergic to hazelnuts. A fact I discovered recently - and very traumatically. Nutella can go fuck itself.

Music: I listen to a wide variety of music. too much to list, but what Im listening to in heavy rotation right now - Wings, Drake, 60's Ethiopian Jazz ( thanks for the intro Spotify discovery) , sturgill Simpson.

Sub-listening-category | Podcasts ( most of my listening right now) - This American Life, Serial, Radiolab, etc....WNYC when designing ads.
Six things I could never do without
Bright lipstick
Expensive scotch or cheap beer
Clean Sheets
Black Clothes
Streaming Serviecs ( music, podcasts, movies, shows)- NEED.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The perfect laundry detergent / softener combination
On a typical Friday night I am
It's Friday, I'm out, duh.
You should message me if
You like short, curvy, confident & funny women.

I'm super attracted to brains and Jedi level banter.

Ideally you might be tall and have a beard. A huge plus, but not a requirement
The two of us