25 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Pretty normal dude, looking for a pretty normal lass

Also, I sang a cappella in college. People (my mom) keep telling me to include that
What I’m doing with my life
Financial PR. Not as evil as it sounds, I swear

Eventually, I'd like to do something that makes the world a better place. But I'll settle for something that doesn't make it objectively worse
I’m really good at
Mario Kart. And pop culture references

I can play the intro to "Roses" by Outkast on piano
The first things people usually notice about me
My striking resemblance to Ryan Gosling's younger, Jewish, less attractive brother
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- To Kill a Mockingbird, 1984, The Satanic Verses

Movie- The Godfather, Good Will Hunting, Do the Right Thing

Show- Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Arrested Development

Music- Amy Winehouse, Hozier, Daft Punk, Queen

Food- A perfectly grilled steak, with just a little bit of red in the center, y'know? And maybe some crumbled blue cheese on top. Or maybe some kind of mushroom sherry glaze or those fried onion strips things. Sort of like onion rings but smaller. Do those have a name?
The six things I could never do without
1. Lists that define me as a person
2. The episode of Hey Arnold where Gerald gets his tonsils out
3. The Old Country Buffett
4. President Martin Van Buren
5. I didn't realize until right now that Honey Mustard is literally just honey + mustard
6. WHAM!'S 1984 hit single "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fake answer- The social and geopolitical implications of a potential war with Syria, Dickensian literature, the use of Chiaroscurro by the great Renaissance painters, etc

Real Answer- My fantasy football team
On a typical Friday night I am
Good food, good movie, good friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never read Harry Potter...

But I'm open to it! If I can find a partner-in-crime to take that journey with me
You should message me if
If you can tell me where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. I've been looking for her since I was 8