24Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I just want to be real about the kind of person I am...
For a week on this app I couldn't figure out why straight women were showing up for me to swipe... only to discover I had the wrong gender selected.

For more evidence that I am not succeeding at life, please conact me!
What I’m doing with my life
Not caring if you think I am corny! If you can't handle me at my corniest, you don't deserve me at my horniest.
I’m really good at
Taking bathroom selfies, apparently (my picture section has become evidence of this)

Also I believe I am great at being an effing joy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Someday, I hope to answer this by acknowledging the fact that I radiate perfection.

Until that day, I would say the fact that I am of like species (If you want to get technical).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Please, enter the rabbit hole that is my obsessive escape from reality...

Books: The list is ever growing: All of John Green, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Divergent, just to name some recents. Classics are Fitzgerald, Great Gatsby especially. I love Hemingway too, which some people think is strange. All things poetry!!!
Movies: Horror movies, Comedies, anything that makes you think. I could honestly sit through anything and find a reason to enjoy it. Movies are NOT a picky area for me (good to know for future dates, take notes gentlemen!)
Music: Twenty One Pilots, Taylor Swift, PATD, Sam Smith, Vance Joy, frickin Adele. I love literally all music. From the heaviest of metal to the chantiest of Gregorian, I have a passion.
TV: Dr Who, AHS, Shameless, Scream, Family Guy, Last Man On Earth, Fresh Off The Boat, all good shows that make their way to Netflix are likely to end up in my queue.
Food: I like to think my taste buds are cultured. I enjoy most any foods (except maybe oysters, not a fan..) and I'm always open to trying something new!
Six things I could never do without
Impossible. There are far more than 6 things of equally highest importance to me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I need to be doing with my life, and whether or not I am doing it. (Read: having an anxiety attack)
On a typical Friday night I am
Exhisting for the thrill of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I worry too much about your opinion of me, but then I remember I don't care.
You should message me if
Your name begins with any of the following letters: ABCDEFGHIJKLMOPQRSTUVWXYZ
The two of us