30Morristown, United States
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My self-summary
I've finally decided to update this after several years.

I'm absolutely terrible with self-summaries as its hard to not come off as self-absorbed or egotistical. I'm your fairly average northerner stuck in the bible belt. I definitely don't belong here. I'm not overweight, religious, racist, or into hunting/fishing/mudding. I for the most part absolutely abhor southern culture and the lifestyle.

I'm a nerd at heart and enjoy reading, binge watching shows, and playing games. No not mind games, but the dorky video games. I run a live stream for a decent part of my free time.

I have to give a disclaimer and this isn't something that is actively chosen but has now become a law of averages; I'm not very attracted to white women. That's not to say that I'm not entirely because I am but its few and far between. I typically prefer my women to have some color on them.

Finally if I had to sum up my personality its akin to Gavin McInnes, meets Dusty Smith, meets Bret Easton Ellis, meets Erik from Comment Etiquette. Bonus points if you know who any of those people are.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working to get caught up on bills and start saving so that I can move the hell out of the bible belt. I'm not entirely sure where I want to go but I'm looking at either Colorado or I would like to move to Shanghai for a decade.
I’m really good at
writing, speaking/public speaking, most things to do with technology.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile or eyes/glasses. For some reason people tend to notice my sideburns as well although I think they are quite normal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Vonnegut, Orwell, R. A. Salvatore, Max Barry, Herman Hesse, Tolkien, Issac Asimov, Brett Easton Ellis. Palahniuk, R.R. Martin, Douglas Adams, etc. There are just way too many to name. I love to discuss literature though.

Movies- Hackers, Breakfast Club, and Twin Warriors are all tied I think for my favorite movie. Again there are so many more movies and all these questions really belong in conversation.(I was going to update this but I think I'll leave it as is)

Shows: An Idiot Abroad, Are Your Afraid of the Dark, Babylon 5, Band of Brothers, Black Mirror, Blackadder, Boy Meets World, Breaking Bad, Bullshit, Clarissa Explains it All, Death note, Eastbound and Down, Even Stevens, Extras, Farscape, Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Garth Marenghis Darkplace, Generation Kill, Gunsmoke, Hey Dude, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jeremiah, Jericho, Kitchen NIghtmares, Lifes Too Short, Derek, Louie, anything Louis Theroux, Lucky Louie, Mad About You, Mad Men, Malcom in the MIddle, Modern Family, Nathan For You, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, .hack, Newswipe, Oz, Party Down, Pete and Pete, Red Dwarf, Rocko's Modern Life, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Roseanne, Salute Your Shorts, Saved by the Bell, Secret World of Alex Mack, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, The Shield, Wonder Years, so many more.

Music- ..... oh boy. Dan Deacon, At the Drive In, Dinosaur Jr., DJ Danger Mouse, Minus the Bear, Miracle Legion, Ratatat, Röyksopp, The Shins, Sparta, Wilco, Freddie Gibbs, Del, Apples in Stereo, Beach Boys, Beck, Ben Folds, Black Lips, Broken Bells, Cake, Camp-lo, Celph Titled, Childish Gambino, Citizen Cope, The Darkness, DatA, Dave Wise, De La Soul, Dead Kennedys, Dead Prez, Deftones, DJ Cam, Earl Sweatshirt, Elliott Smith, Elvis Costello, Eric B and Rakim, Explosions in the Sky, Fall of Troy, Foo Fighters, Funkadelic, Parliament, Glassjaw, Goapele, Hieroglyphics, Incubus, Iron Horse, Jamiroquai, John Mayer, Jose Gonzalez, Jurassic Five, Justice, K'naan, Kimbra, Kinks, Kriss Kross, Kylie Minogue, Le Tigre, Lyrics Born, Madeon, Mars Volta, Mase, Massive Attack, Mewithoutyou, Miles Davis, Etta James, Bobby Darin, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moby, Nancy Sinatra, Nas, No Doubt, Nujabes, ODB, Pharcyde, Pixies, Portishead, Radiohead, Ratatat, The Residents, Captain Beefheart, Snakefinger, Royksopp, Souls of MIschief, Soundgarden, Sparta, STP, Tegan and Sara, Thievery Corporation, Thursday, Tom Waits, Travis, Tribe Called Quest, Warren G, The Who, Whodini, Wilco, Wu-tang, Benjamin Booker, XXYYXX, Afrika Bambaataa, KRS One, Slick Rick, SonReal, Télépopmusik, Ashley All Day, and so so so many more that its absurd.

Food- Pretty much anything. I'm not huge on overly spicy things though.
Six things I could never do without
In no order

4)Someone to hold a steady intelligent conversation
6)My Computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, my present, and my past.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, working, and more working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not lol. That is something for conversation with a trusted individual.
You should message me if
you feel that you may have things in common with me. This is my first time really using this site for this purpose and not really sure all the different etiquette and such. Also if you have the lexicon of a 7th grader please don't bother.

I can't see likes, you should just message me. I won't bite.
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