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My self-summary
I am going to make you laugh. I may also make you cry tears of joy, ride glowing rainbow snowmobiles across amber waves of grain, and dive headlong into enormous piles of half-melted Fla-Vor-Ice.

Then again, there's also the distinct possibility that none of the above psycho-babble makes any sense, and we're going to get along just awesome regardless of what I type in this ridiculous little box.

Additionally, I just might be of the INTJ variety.
What I’m doing with my life
Sweeping the shattered remains into a dustpan as I make sad whimpering sounds.
I’m really good at
Drawing, painting, sculpture, design, cooking, Chinese, filling out monotonous forms, etc. etc. and so on.

Also, drawing messed up cartoons about food for no reason:
The first things people usually notice about me
Notice about me? I'd be a pretty shitty ninja if I went around letting people notice me all the time. Insulting topic is insulting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Grimm's Fairy Tales, and Oedipus Rex.

Movies: Happiness, 2046, A Tale of Two Sisters, Fight Club, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Fountain, and Mulholland Drive.

Shows: Arrested Development, Venture Bros, Dexter, Anthony Bourdain, Archer, Parks and Rec, and The Powerpuff Girls.

Music: Air, The xx, Lovage, Mogwai, Pink Martini, The Raveonettes, and The Glitch Mob.

Food: Thai food, Vietnamese food, Mediterranean food, Indian food, Mexican foo- Alright, you know what? I eat everything. There. I said it. Additionally, if you can eat spicier food than I can, I will marry you. Instantly. Whether you like it or not...
Six things I could never do without
Art, music, intellectual stimulation, culinary expression, purpose, and someone to share it all with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The night. I love the feeling when the sun finally sets off to rest, and the entire mood changes. Simple things, like driving along the freeway, or taking a stroll alone become almost otherworldly.

I find it fascinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Babysitting my drunk friend(s) like a pro, brushing up on my language skills, cooking delicious things of the food variety, learning something new, or creating art in some way, shape, or form to whatever haunting melodies Pandora decides to play.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I daydream in blue.
You should message me if
You can read.
You are intelligent.
You have a sense of humor.
You feel I'll actually find you physically attractive.
You've at least skimmed my profile and didn't just jump to the photos section.
You are not a complete prude.
You are insane.
The two of us