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My self-summary
HI, my name is Kimble and I am not an alien. I was hatched and raised on Earth just like everyone else. Having said that, I am half Martian on my father’s side. Sadly, this affords me no super powers beyond a somewhat denser bone structure, an excess amount of common sense, and the ability to listen to the same song on repeat for over four hours. Also we are not the vanguard of an oncoming invasion. Nor are we the last survivors of a dying world. My family came here because, quite simply, Mars is kind of a craphole. Honestly, we don’t know why you guys are so hot to get there. It sucks. Try Europa.
By day I am an independently published poet/storyteller, amateur artist, and podcaster specializing in the absurdity of human behavior and depression.
At night I put things on shelves and do nice things for people, most of whom would probably push me in front of a bus if it meant their lives would be slightly more convenient. In many ways it’s a frustrating, soul-crushing endeavor that most people would probably see as some sort of cruel punishment inflicted upon me by a bored Grecian deity. But I actually enjoy my job, and I’m fairly good at it. So here I am.
I am looking for a female companion to spend time with. Someone who likes me because of who I am, not in spite of who I am. Who enjoys long conversations about random and absurd topics, watching movies and eating pizza while we mock the movie we’re watching, and various other couple type activities.
Things I would like to avoid: Being shot, stabbed, poisoned, set on fire, crucified, vivisected, or forced to watch excessive amounts of reality TV.
At some point I would like to go ghost hunting.
So, if you have some interest in joining me in a somewhat surrealistic adventure that may or may not result in time travel, ninja clowns, and saving the world from complete and utter annihilation at the hands of a small mollusk that has grown much more powerful than any invertebrate has the right to be, please feel free to contact me.
Please use one of the standard communication methods as I have not had much luck with telepathy.
Also, I have cats.
What I’m doing with my life
Outside of the job that actually pays me,
I've taken up artwork again, which I'm posting here ->
And I have a podcast which I post here ->
I'm also working on a new poetry collection. Hopefully I'll have that published before the end of the year.
I’m really good at
This, sometimes that, occasionally other things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I recently read You're Never Weird on the Internet (almost) by Felicia Day. I really enjoyed it and found it to be very inspiring.

It's hard to pick favorites.
When it comes to movies, I tend to enjoy sci-fi and horror. I like comedies, though a lot of what is currently considered funny doesn't appeal to me. I am enjoying the Marvel movies and I'm looking forward to all the Star Wars we're going to be getting in the next few years.

As for books, I like Neil Gaiman (American Gods), Stephen King, Terry Pratchett(Discworld Series), Jim Butcher(The Dresden Files), Richard Kadrey(Sandman Slim Series), David Wong(John Dies at the End), J.K. Rowling, and so many other books.
I love to read.

TV shows. My current favorites are The Flash, Supergirl, Person of Interest(sadly cancelled), Agents of SHIELD, Doctor Who, The IT Crowd Sherlock, Ash vs Evil Dead, Supernatural, and Firefly.

My musical tastes are very broad. Billy Joel, Weird Al, David Bowie, Rob Zombie, Elvis, AC/DC, Disturbed, Florence and The Machine, and many, many others. It really depends on what mood I'm in.

As for food, I enjoy Italian, Chinese, Mexican, and the usual hodgepodge of American food. I don't like fish though, never have. Not sure why, but something about it just doesn't mesh well with me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I recently spent a lot of time trying to figure out if someone was actually two people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mostly I can be found at home. Reading, playing games, watching TV. Just generally relaxing. Occasionally I will go out with friends and spend most of the evening being excessively goofy.
You should message me if
You have an interest in chatting and getting to know me, and letting me get to know you.
If you would like to talk about books or any other interests we might share.