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My self-summary
So, I had a long and detailed profile for a while, but I'm a realist, and I know most people are intimidated by the wheelchair, so I'm just going to put a nice little TL;DR of Kyle here, and if you're interested in actually getting to know me, send a message! I'm INTP, for those of you that put stock in those tests.
What I’m doing with my life
My name is Kyle, and I am a 28-year-old that lives in Pasco.

I love doing standup comedy. Recently, I have been thinking about renting out a club and recording my own CD. My sense of humor could be described as dark. Like back of the short bus dark. I know, that is terrible to say, I'm not exactly at the front of the line getting into heaven when it comes to that regard, but let's be honest, if there really is a stairway to heaven, I'm fucked.

I am a writer. Kind of. I have been working on a novel for about 10 years, so if you want to get technical I'm not really a writer because I a) haven't finished it and b) don't write to share, I do it more as a personal hobby. That being said I do love to read, and I like reading books with people and discussing them.

When I'm not not writing (you read that right) or making people laugh, I'm in the beginning stages of setting up a nonprofit. I'm really excited about this as a am hoping to improve the lives of many of my friends and people I know. Essentially, what I want to do is create an assisted living facility for (physically) disabled adults.

And last, but not least.

My best friend and I are the main subjects in a documentary about living with a neuromuscular disease. Basically, they are following around two cripples for a few years and seeing how we do shit (spoiler alert, we don't do stairs, and we are both really fucking poor-that's why I'm looking for love, because someone once said you're never poor if you are in love, and I am an idiot and believe him). It has actually been a really cool experience, we went to Las Vegas at the beginning of the month and it was interesting having a camera crew following us around. Not going to lie, we totally played it up for special accommodations and other things (it's amazing what drunk girls will do in a nightclub when you tell them you are famous and you have two people with cameras following you). Totally kidding about the last part (or am I? lol).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Grapes of Wrath, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Infinite Jest..........

As far as movies go I like documentaries and comedies.

Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Miles Davis, Nirvana, John Coltrane, Pearl Jam. I know that everyone says things like 'I like everything but country', but I actually do like everything but country. Jazz music, classical, everything.
You should message me if
You feel like making a new friend. I am as sarcastic and self-deprecating as they come, but I am also thoughtful and really care about my friends. I realize this is a dating website but I have no expectations on anything, I'm really just looking to make friends.