31 Menlo Park, United States
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My self-summary
I'm wildly inappropriate. I didnt take filling out this profile too seriously because describing myself so openly makes me uncomfortable :( but i really would love to meet someone cool to hangout with so dont let my answers scare you...

some things i love:
dogs, NOT cats
a good meal
attempting to stay healthy
bodies of water
the sun
attractive people
zoos and aquariums
a really good episode of my favorite show
flirting (although im INSANELY shy, seriously...)
faking confidence
europe, Deutschland in particular
swimming/water polo
What I’m doing with my life
enjoying it. also plan on lots of traveling. just got back from two weeks in germany and now im itching to get back to europe.

But in reality I am a professional swim coach and swim instructor. I love it. I love teaching and I love kids. They fit well with my ADD.
I’m really good at
making children do whatever i want them to do. watching movies. swimming. being tan and good looking. laughing. making everyone around me laugh. macrame and crocheting. bathing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a giant so they notice my huge body. and my blue eyes. people say they can just swim in them daily.

probably my sarcasm. also my tan skin and blonde hair. but mostly im just tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
bridesmaids, showgirls, the dark knight, hangovers, planet earth, hunger games, are you there god? its me, margaret....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
organizing and making lists, neither seem to come to fruition
On a typical Friday night I am
with friends causing a ruckus. or right here in my comfortable apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i workout to Glee videos.