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My self-summary
We have one life to figure this shit out, don't waist it worrying about the small things in life have fun pondering the crazy unknown.

I like my cat. Dolphins are cool and so are crows but I would feel guilty keeping them as pets. I built my cat this awesome cat wall so he could look down onto the people walking outside. Its kind of torture if you think about it, cause he will probably end up spending his whole life indoors, never trully experiencing what its like to catch a bird or mouse. Cats are also murderers, which makes me fear that one day my cat will go for my jugular while I'm sleeping; he probably thinks this is his apartment and I sleep here. I think he really enjoys playing tag with me at night, hopefully it will help him lose weight.

If you made it this far you realize I have ADD

I am extremely fascinated by cognitive anthropology and would love to study religious extremists and their minds.

I paint water color, enjoy classical music, and watch way to many movies.
What I’m doing with my life
In between school and possibly more school. Working with kids, teaching them the wonderful life skill known as swimming. I love my life.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, water color, and being a complete dick
The first things people usually notice about me
My chrome bag.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Life Aquatic
Safety Not Guaranteed
Your Sister's Sister
Eternal Sunshine of a Spottless Mind
Garden State
Perks of Being a Wallflower

Blind Pilot
Bon Ivor
Arcade Fire
The Lumineers
Cat Stevens
William Fitzsimmons
Sigur Ros
Any and all folk

House of Cards
Walking Dead
Breaking Bad
Justice League
Adventures of Superman

I'll eat anything

Freakonomics, This American Life, RISK!, Radiolab, 99% Invisible, Stuff You Should Know, Stuff You Missed In History Class, Snap Judgment, Here's The Thing, Fresh Air, WTF with Marc Maron
Six things I could never do without
Oxygen, water, food, sleep, exercise, the sun

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome it is to be alive and how much religious fundamentalist are missing out on this awesome life and all the cool shit there is to explore with our minds. bugs me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking back with friends on my balcony, camping, or watching movie at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I am not very private, I'm an open book
You should message me if
If you can think for yourself and not let the world tell you how to live your life.

You like scotch.
Or need to learn how to swim.
Or would like to talk about random cool shit
Or agree with my 6 things you couldn't do without
The two of us