"It's not that she's in love with *me* or *you*... It's that she's in love with the world" - the artist is present
Just to be upfront, I do have protocol when it comes to dating. Everything has to be above board and I keep NO secrets from my partners. I'm not interested in an affair, nor a cuckolding situation.
I'm really good at being a social catalyst- though I confess I'm a natural introvert and it exhausts me. I'm always trying to introduce my friends to each other who I'm positive will hit it off. I'm really good at making Cuban food (but that's about it). I'm really good at walking in five inch heels. I'm *really* good at cuddling with my dogs. Oh and sleep... yeah... I win at napping.
But after you manage to pull your eyes from their gravitational pull, people notice my green eyes and totally memorable personality.
So basically, come for the tits, stay for the charm. It's win-win all around. And dont even try to pretend that you don't notice them... I have years of experience on calling people out on that load of bull shit.
*You can write in intelligent and coherent sentences
*You are poly-friendly
*You are intelligent, interesting, and independent
*You actually have opinions of your own
*We actually seem like a *good* match