Atheist. Dog momma. Beard lover. Harry Potter fanatic. Zombie junkie. Jesse Lacey enthusiast. Vodka drinker. Stiletto nail aficionado. Grammar nazi. Snow White/NCIS Abby look-alike. Makeup hoarder. Pizza/chocolate eater. Emoji user. Night owl. Self-proclaimed weirdo. Red lipstick wearer. Double-degree educated. Indiana native. Bibliophile. Empath. Kink friendly. Long term care/Rehab facility employee. Selfie taker. Road rage extraordinaire. All black errythang.
It's scary how much that actually describes me.
Hopefully you're not boring. Message me if you'd like! Seriously though, I'm not going to respond to "hi."
*yes, I did my own zombie makeup.
**no, it doesn't make me a **** for not replying to you. I'm not obligated to talk to you for reading my profile. If I don't reply, there's a reason... Let's leave it at that, huh?
Also constantly dreaming about my next trip to Disney World. ❤️
*stands for Certified/Licensed Occupational Therapy Assistant.
Joking with a straight face
Avoiding phone calls (don't call me)
Harry Potter movies all day, any day. Any movie with Jim Carrey in it. Batman movies. Spider-Man movies. Any National Lampoon's movie. Zombieland. Any Disney movie. If you don't like Disney, we won't get along.
The Walking Dead, Mad Men, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon A Time, Breaking Bad, Workaholics
Favorite band ever is Brand New :)
Manchester Orchestra, Kevin Devine, Bad Books, and the likes.
Werther's hard candies (who bout dat grandma life?) 🙋🏻👵🏻 #grannystatus
What am I going to watch next on Netflix?
What am I going to be for Halloween this year?
Why is that weird person staring at me?
Why do I have to work for the next 30+ years?
Is tupac still alive?
Why aren't adult naps a mandatory part of the workday?
You don't have something sexually offensive to say.
You're educated and have a decent job.
You have a beard and tattoos 😍