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My self-summary
Instagram: laceylynwhite

Atheist. Dog momma. Beard lover. Harry Potter fanatic. Zombie junkie. Jesse Lacey enthusiast. Vodka drinker. Stiletto nail aficionado. Grammar nazi. Snow White/NCIS Abby look-alike. Makeup hoarder. Pizza/chocolate eater. Emoji user. Night owl. Self-proclaimed weirdo. Red lipstick wearer. Double-degree educated. Indiana native. Bibliophile. Empath. Kink friendly. Long term care/Rehab facility employee. Selfie taker. Road rage extraordinaire. All black errythang.

It's scary how much that actually describes me.

Hopefully you're not boring. Message me if you'd like! Seriously though, I'm not going to respond to "hi."

*yes, I did my own zombie makeup.

**no, it doesn't make me a **** for not replying to you. I'm not obligated to talk to you for reading my profile. If I don't reply, there's a reason... Let's leave it at that, huh?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a COTA/L*at an acute care/long term care facility (aka short-stay rehab and nursing home). I hang out with old people all day. :)

Also constantly dreaming about my next trip to Disney World. ❤️

*stands for Certified/Licensed Occupational Therapy Assistant.
I’m really good at
Untangling Christmas lights
Joking with a straight face
Avoiding phone calls (don't call me)
Consuming pizza
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes! And my lipstick. I wear red lipstick any chance I get. Also probably my Snow White tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love to read. Harry Potter and the likes. Augusten Burroughs books. Other randoms here and there.

Harry Potter movies all day, any day. Any movie with Jim Carrey in it. Batman movies. Spider-Man movies. Any National Lampoon's movie. Zombieland. Any Disney movie. If you don't like Disney, we won't get along.

The Walking Dead, Mad Men, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon A Time, Breaking Bad, Workaholics

Favorite band ever is Brand New :)
Manchester Orchestra, Kevin Devine, Bad Books, and the likes.
Six things I could never do without
My doggy, Luna
red lipstick
my phone
Werther's hard candies (who bout dat grandma life?) 🙋🏻👵🏻 #grannystatus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When can I go to sleep?
What am I going to watch next on Netflix?
What am I going to be for Halloween this year?
Why is that weird person staring at me?
Why do I have to work for the next 30+ years?
Is tupac still alive?
Why aren't adult naps a mandatory part of the workday?
On a typical Friday night I am
Movie night/Netflix in a fort or out with friends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't need you. 💁🏻
You should message me if
You say more than just "hi."
You don't have something sexually offensive to say.
You're educated and have a decent job.
You have a beard and tattoos 😍
You feel like spoiling me 😋😉
The two of us