25 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an outspoken feminist and pop culture nerd. Introverted but will rarely turn down a big dance party. I love getting lost in new neighborhoods. I listen to a lot of indie sad bastard music and wear too many sweaters. I hate insincerity more than anything else.

I should also mention that I'm in a loving, committed, open relationship with my partner. He's on here somewhere. I'm very much into ethical nonmonogamy and at this point, I'm looking to meet people and see where things go.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a stylist for plus size women. I'm also getting back into writing.
I’m really good at
Listening to people who need to talk. Getting rid of spiders in bathrooms. Karaoke. Makin' out. Cards Against Humanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nose ring and my sparkling personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by David Sedaris or Rob Sheffield, The Great Gatsby, Starter for Ten, Harry Potter Series, Ragtime, The Virgin Suicides, The Anglo Files, High Fidelity, Night, Gone Girl, Bad Feminist, Shrill

Movies: Boyhood, Obvious Child, Frances Ha, Inside Llewyn Davis, Milk, Little Miss Sunshine, Mrs. Doubtfire, Away We Go, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Anchorman, Wayne's World, Mean Girls, Wet Hot American Summer, School of Rock, An Education, Black Swan, Sound of Music, Bridesmaids, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Room, Step Brothers

Music: Arcade Fire, Damien Rice, Oasis, The Beatles, Radiohead, Girl Talk, Franz Ferdinand, Simon & Garfunkel, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Beastie Boys, Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, The National, Sleigh Bells, Bon Iver, The Smiths, The Black Keys, Purity Ring, Stars, Pains of Being Pure at Heart, The Decemberists, Phantogram, Kanye West, Chvrches

TBH though, every time I open my Spotify account I'm just like "let's listen to the Hamilton soundtrack again"

TV: Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, The Office (pre Steve Carell's departure), Parks and Recreation, Louie, Seinfeld, Bob's Burgers, SNL, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, Orange is the New Black, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, Girls, Broad City, Nathan For You, Brooklyn 99

Food: Pretty much all of it
The six things I could never do without
A metrocard, caffeine, good stories, mascara, headphones, the snooze button
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to have for dinner. The wisdom of Tina Belcher. Why "sapiosexual" is considered a legitimate sexual orientation here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually I'm at home, cooking with my partner. Or, more accurately, I'm drinking on the couch keeping him company and maintaining the Netflix background noise while he cooks.

But sometimes we go out. Sometimes I go out. There's a bar that does a killer karaoke night near me and it's not always feasible to resist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a romantic.
You should message me if
You're a nerd
You've got a quick wit and a big heart
You think we could make each other laugh
Your friends are tired of listening to you talk about Hamilton and you don't know where to turn now"

Also, I should say that while I'm happy to answer questions about how my open relationship works, I'm not here to give you a Poly 101 seminar. Do some Googling, see what you think, and then we can talk.

Also, please don't let your first message to me be about how much you love ethnical nonmonogamy or how you want an open relationship. I put those right in the trash.