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My self-summary
Current Status: Seeing someone, kind of just been 'going on dates' with this guy for the past 3-ish months. So, not interested in you lot. Back off. :)
If you are not a FINNISH person LIVING IN FINLAND, do not, I repeat DO NOT fucking contact me!!

Actually, eff that. If you're looking for a bite of this sexy bootay, you're in for a hellish castration. Seriously. I will not be kind, I will not be gentle, and I will definitely not listen to your muffled screams while I cut off your genitals, piece by piece, and feed them to you.

If you're looking for a friend, I will strongly advice you to look from some other direction. I'm not in a friendly mood.

+ a bitch.

I love collars. I really do.
I'm a vampire of somesort, atleast I strongly act like one.

I can purr. For real. Though it tends to make my ribs hurt after a while.

// I'm a righter - you can tell, write? ;3//

Hurja nainen isolla ämmällä.

~ Se tunne kun istuu mökömököpuussa ja heittelee kusipäitä kävyillä. ~

*Jos olet epävarma, mumise. Jos olet kusessa, delegoi.*
What I’m doing with my life
I guess I'm doing NOTHING with my life - just wasting it like a bau5.
And waiting for my soon-to-become job to finally start off as planned!
I’m really good at
Drawing, writing, singing, roleplaying, making coffee, being a submissive little slave, laughing out loud, making people like me, walking like a camel (I'm setting up a new trend), huffing and puffing, sneezing like an elephant.

I'm not good at making decisions. Nor at cooking. I tend to starve if left alone for a day.
The first things people usually notice about me
My random singing. I can even start singing in a market or anywhere where I just happen to hear a good song. Librarians dislike me.

My straightforward, smartassed, sexy bitch attitude. And they love me for it. ~♥

Some even get to look me in the eyes;
Witch green with a hint of grey - must love. ~♥

Besides, I am so random, that it would be a MIRACLE not to notice ME?! ...if you aren't both deaf and blind. And/or dead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sci-fi (currently Iain M. Banks), fantasy (Spiderwick Chronicles - yes, I'm a fan), horror, adventure, history (Amy Tan - The Bonesetter's Daughter), psychology
Random author: Michael Connelly (Open case, Echo Park, City of Bones....)
Manga goes all the way, especially cute or beautiful characters. Favourites; Vampire Hunter D, Devil May Cry (yes, there are short stories and comic books of D.M.C. too), Les Bijoux (actually that's manhwa, korean version of manga) and the one that I'm currently into; Black Butler. >:3

Movies: Fantasy, horror (Love zombie movies, especially Dawn of the Dead - Director's Cut), adventure, anime (Bleach, mostly), hentai

Music: Depends on my mood, taste varies from horrible to decent (according to my friends).
Current favourite artists/bands:
Five Finger Death Punch
In This Moment
Lindsey Stirling
Lacuna Coil
We As Human
Colt Ford
A Perfect Circle

...not to mention a million others... ♥
~If you have a problem with the bands/artists/songs that I like, let me assure you; I've never taken interest in people who make the music, I only love THE music. Except for Lindsey Stirling, she's so damn pretty you can't blame me for drooling over her. ;) ~

Food: Depends on what you're serving. I'm not a good cook myself, but I make darn delicious coffee. ♥
And I'm a fan of hot hot HOT food. The kind that kills other people cause of spicyness. ~♥
The six things I could never do without
♥: Coffee
♥: Sleep
♥: Sex
♥: Cellphone
♥: Nacho Cheese Balls
♥: Friends

And no, they are NOT in a chronological order. Nor do they have anything to do with eachother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Urgh, random stuff. This depends on my mood, too.
Bitchology Quotes:

♥ A good girl knows her limits. A great girl knows she has none. ♥

♥ Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I`m trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Can`t stand me?
Sit down!
Can`t face me?
Turn the fuck around. ♥

♥ Bitchology
Being a Bitch means...
I stand up for myself and my beliefs
I stand up for those I love
I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my way
I won`t compromise whats in my heart
I live my life my way
I won`t allow anyone to step on me
I refuse to tolerate injustice
It means I have the courage and
Strength to allow myself to be me
So try to stomp on me, douse my inner flame,
Squash every ounce of beauty I hold within
You won`t succeed
And if that makes me a Bitch, so be it
I embrace the title and I`m proud to be a Bitch! ♥

♥ Parental Advisory; I say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Bitch alot. ♥

♥ ^w^ I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. ♥

Why people put up only ONE or NO picture up here? It's not fair to see only like, one eye, or your goddamn hunky biceps/abs/whatever... -.-' I do NOT like that stuff. I want to see faces, people, FACES!
Ever heard of self-portraits?
On a typical Friday night I am
Having fun with friends.
Sometimes sleeping.
Every now and then, feeling alone.

(*Quitting smoking. Or atleast trying to. 1 week behind! ... Of constant smoking.*)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm vulnerable.
You should message me if
Fuck that shit. Don't. Just don't message me.
I'm in a piss poor mood right now, and can't deal with anyone who happens to fucking BREATHE my way.
Just... fuck off. All of you.

Don't talk to me. Don't message me in any way.
Don't come complaining to me if my attitude sucks.