ladyjams
111 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
4000 year old succubus seeks same.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm not sure. It's all just a bunch of background noise to me at this point.
I’m really good at
Re-writing the lyrics of Salt N Pepa songs into Shakespearean language. Outliving entire dynasties. Thumb wrestling.
The first things people usually notice about me
My aura of danger and excitement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Modern contrivances, all of them. Yes, even food! In my day we didn't need to consume other beings to keep living. We simply subsisted on sunlight, moisture and chloryphyll... and we liked it!
The six things I could never do without
I must have six tubs of Cool Whip available to me at all times. And yes, I do pronounce the "h."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How long it would take to achieve escape velocity by running faster and faster in a straight line.
On a typical Friday night I am
so very grateful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really am ancient. Everybody ages and dies except for me. I don't know why.
You should message me if
You enjoy random
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