30Pensacola, United States
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My self-summary
I have been on OkCupid for about eight years now and from it I have gained a couple of excellent friendships, some mediocre short-term relationships, and many beers with strangers.

I am in A-type personality, driven person. I am neither an introvert nor an extrovert and I go through phases of hermitness and social butterfly.

I enjoy things like horror movies, exploitation movies, tending my yard, collecting strange antiques, and selling stuff on eBay.

I dislike things like eating crappy food, hangovers, the tip of the iceberg of any genre, and mainstream consumer media.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as the personal assistant of a local retail business owner of which you have probably heard of.

Selling vintage clothes on eBay.
I’m really good at
Making the most logical and appropriate decision.

I am also very good at jewing people down.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have green hair, it is obvious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read many books, but if you get to know me well enough I will show you the few I have enjoyed.

I watch about five movies a week, usually in the dark, scary, dry, and unfortunate genre. I appreciate the following director's works (this is a small list that I can think of right now: Todd Solondz, Terry Gilliam, David Cronenberg, David Lynch, and last but not least, John Waters. I also enjoy general science fiction, horror, and exploitation films.

I enjoy the show The X-Files, a lot.

I eat and cook mostly whole and wholesome foods. Minimally processed foods in my kitchen. I have a collection of fine kitchen gadgets that I use often, every one of them.
Six things I could never do without
The daily ritual of brewing french press coffee and drinking a hot cup while getting ready for the day, each day.

My ability to find or figure the "behind the scenes" way to get information on businesses.

My natural sense of knowing if an item is worth more than it is being sold for. The help of the god-phone helps too.

My couch- which is a 1962 red and black velvet 6' cherry inlayed piece of art that I aquired on Craigslist for a fraction of it's worth.

Sustiance, and a pet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This particular piece by Dutch artist Katinka Simonse that I have fondly dubbed "Cat Dog". I don't know what it is really called but I want to play with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
My "typical" is changing so I have no idea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would have sex with Buck Angel.

I also own a human skull.
You should message me if
You didn't have to look up any of the references I made in my profile.
The two of us