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My self-summary
a total barnyard...

I am time, flowing through the portal
What I’m doing with my life
come to underground arts Thursday the 29th and see.

almost cutting my hand off with a chainsaw

working myself into the corner i am going to die in, or trying to avoid this scenario.
I’m really good at
rolling around on the floor
being a jerk wad
almost getting somewhere
talking about stuff i know little about
making a mess and living through it
The first things people usually notice about me
is that i'm an asshole, then they usually warm up to me
unkempt appearance maybe sometimes
as freddy cruger menstrual cramp said, "greasy hair and greasy smile"
though i do shower and brush my teeth everyday, pretty much, sometimes the weekend makes it tough.
probably some off kilter body language/ spastic movements, to see if others are paying attention
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
vonnegut, palanuik, bukowski, ginsburg, etc. though i love reading right now i can't seem to find the time. too much livin' i suppose.

bob dylan, denali, tom waits, joan of arc, owls, fugazi (other d.c ish), radiohead, sonic youth, joanna newsom, pavement, john coltrane, miles davis, rites of spring, pit er pat, nirvana, neil young, make believe, murder by death, jefferson airplane, the beatles, yann teirson, phillip glass and many more

experimental film from the turn of the twentieth century, werner herzog, jim jarmusch, harmony corine, fellini, coen bro's, p.t anderson, wes anderson, tarantino, john waters
Everything Brit Marling is doing!

ray johnson for ever

mexican, thai, italian, indian... pretty much anything that doesn't have dead animals in it. no fast food jams
Six things I could never do without
breathing, water, food, sleep, waste excretion, my infinite mind

everything else is just gravy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the downward spiral
the people on here that put atheism as an answer for their religion and then in the next box it say's libra and it matters a lot or it's fun to think about. seems contradictory to me. if you can tell me how it isn't pleases do?

why i'm here, both at this site and in this dimention

leaving a habitable place for future humans
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk with friends, seeing bands, going places like the beach, late night diner seshes, watching films, playing shows, recording music, making art, falling down and up things
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I poop I yell out "nerds" in the voice of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.

i'm not that cool &
that i would really like to find love, i know, right, what the fuck are you looking here for? well where else should i look? i don't know? i just want someone that loves me beyond all my faults and vice versa. i have become aware through out the years that this is most likely not possible, but it's worth looking for. the flip side is that i will probably take anything near that idea or in between, cheers!

I am not mailing people from this site unless they seem mail worthy. even though i may look at your profile and even think your are the naz, I still might not do it. I feel most people on here don't really give a shit and even if they talk to you a few times they lose interest and stop talking or they don't really ever want to meet the people they talk to any way. so what's the point i say, if you really think i'm worth talking to, you probably will, enough said.
You should message me if
you like doing the same things that i talked about, or if you have a lot of money and want to take me cool places and do the things i talked about. if you can blow my mind apart figuratively speaking of course i would really like to talk.

you want to perform stunts in the name of social justice
you don't use the term "down to earth"

you don't constantly text/ use your phone and less than half of your pics are selfies
The two of us