41Braselton, United States
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My self-summary
I will add this at the beginning (i've done my research!) to hopefully clear up any weirdness. Or maybe it'll cause more. Who knows...

Yes, I understand that this site makes me appear to be a little stalker-ish. I sometimes need a few attempts before actually crafting a custom-tailored, neat-o note and hitting 'send' on the first message, so yes, I will probably visit your profile more than once to try and think of something clever to send. I do actually read what you ladies write and reply accordingly and honestly. Then, of course, after I send that first one, I'll think of something WAAYYY better. If I came by, didn't write ya, and you feel like we could be great together, go ahead and send me a note.

Also, if you just think you would like to get to know me a little more, send me a note. I do not bite... If I do not reply, things just didn't seem to click. Happens to me all the time too, so keep your chin up, buckaroo!

I am an Army brat from nowhere that moved here in 1989. I have pretty much only lived in NE ATL in the 'burbs, but I am not afraid to get out once in a while. I still haven't been married, and still no kids.

I was a vegetarian for about 4 years. I gave it all up when the McRib came back. True story.

I like just about everything. I only dance if I'm drunk. I do have a "victory move" that's acceptable anytime. I buy strangers in bars drinks if they look like they're having a bad day. I am pretty sure I gave myself the dia-beet-us with all the shit I keep in my desk drawer. I'm not on my way to losing a foot or anything, I just refuse to work unless I have Ding-Dongs and Oreos close at hand.

I have a problem with efficiency: I load the dishwasher from the back to the front, I clean as I go when I cook, I recycle, I be sure to finish leftovers before making something new, and these sorts of things sometimes drive others crazy. It makes sense, dammit! Why don't you get that?

Believe it or not, I'm actually a very nice guy.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in credentialing so there's a lot of detail involved and specific procedures to follow. It can be a bit overwhelming at times, but I haven't burned out yet. Going on 9 years In this field, but I'd give it all up to be a CATV contractor again if the money was consistent.

I still do side work when the opportunity presents itself and am no stranger to the barter system. I get paid in beer or food all the time, so more often than not, I come home with nothing.
I’m really good at
Well, first off, I'd like to clarify that I think I'm good at these things. I have no idea what others think.
1. Moving friend's shit. (multiple times!)
2. Giving long, awkward hugs.
3. Cooking without measuring anything.
4. Sleeping.
5. Singing alone in my car. (damn right it's my version of the words!)
Okay, I know for a fact I suck at the last one, but I like to do it.
6. Making it seem like I know what I'm doing when I may not. Call it a gift.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm sorta tall, I'm usually smiling, or I have a stain on my shirt or a dryer sheet stuck to me. I am often the only one in church with a 6-pack of Miller Lite tall boys hanging from my belt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am more of a periodical reader, not so much into books. I read enough at work. I do enjoy "interesting fact" books though, and own a couple. It will prepare me for the great bar trivia showdown, when it happens.

I really enjoy silly movies and tend to watch the same ones whenever they are on. Some of my standards include Step Brothers, Grandma's Boy, Let's Go To Prison, Idiocracy, The Shawshank Redemption, The Big Lebowski (they don't show that one much), The House Bunny, Yes Man, and Major League (my current #1).

I listen to any kind of music. I do not choose Country, but I'm not opposed to it. I love NOFX, The Descendents, Bad Religion, Metallica, Snapcase, The Cranberries, Madonna, Lisa Loeb, The Misfits, 311, DMB, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Slayer, and a slew of others.

I love to cook and love to eat. I really enjoy cooking for other people and have even more fun when multiple cooks are working. Not on the same dish, of know the saying, unless that only applies to soup. I'm not willing to take that risk. I'll tell you now, I have a seafood allergy, but I can always find something to eat. If sushi's your favorite thing in the world, I have no problem going with ya! There's actually a place by my house that has the best and most unusal Teriyaki Chik'n. Love it!
Six things I could never do without
Diet Coke, teh funnay, music, my asshole friends, Cinnamon Toast Crunch (or equivalents), and BBQ sauce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why all of my higher-percentage matches are so much younger than me. Maybe I'm young at heart.

How i'm consistently getting set up with psychopaths by my "friends". I think I need a break from crazy girls.

Whether or not dating someone who has a higher "enemy percentage" might be more fun? Maybe nothing brings people closer together more than a knock-down, drag-out brawl on a first date. If anything, our stories will certainly be more interesting than other couples'. Also, would a "post-first internet date" survey be a good idea? It could certainly help the other person out with future ones, if needed.

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about this one but it did come up recently: are there any guys' profiles that specifically state that they will ignore a girl if they have a photo of themselves shirtless in front of their bathroom mirror? I doubt it...
On a typical Friday night I am
Chasing skirts, hanging with my friends, flirting with waitresses.

Also, I am trying SOOOOO very hard not to slap the shit out of people that use the term "bucket list" in any kind of seriousness. This tests my patience daily, not only on the weekends. I haven't hit anyone yet, which shows that I am a relatively decent guy, but PLEASE stop using it people!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a bad-ass mullet when I moved here.
You should message me if
You want to.

Also, keep in mind, I DO like actually meeting people in person, so do not feel threatened or uncomfortable if I ask. I will try and think of a casual place (or you can choose) close to you that is comfortable, decently lit and populated. We can grab a drink or snack after work or whatever to see if we click. Sound OK?
The two of us