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My self-summary
ma name krystal*~
i know myself better than i know anyone else. so dont try to change me!
i can get a lil fired up if you push my buttons so DONT
i like shoppin and buyin new shoes. cuz you know i look good in heels! i am always up to date on popular styles
cook as good as granny an ma an you got my attention
What I’m doing with my life
i'm a professional cat groomer. i sell kitty accessories at a booth in the mall.
I’m really good at
guessing what you ate for breakfast
cleaning my cats ears for accessory photoshoots
The first things people usually notice about me
i wear color contacts and people ask me if they are my real eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
my favorite song is booty man by tim wilson. i suggest u listen to it

i watch court tv and game shows- anything that comes on between 1pm and 5pm
reality tv shows like 15 and pregnant, paris hilton's my new bff, parental control, date my mom, and the bachelorETTE NEVER THE BACHALOR
i gonna become a contestant on deal or no deal. this is my dream

goodburger is my favorite movie. but i also like from justin to kelly, crossroads, glitter
Six things I could never do without
fake nails, bronzer, cats, cell phone, dooney and bourke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if glue dries so fast, why doesnt it get stuck in the bottle?
sometimes ill accidentally eat a apple seed and i get scared one will grow inside me.
how do babies who arent english learn their language?
On a typical Friday night I am
scopin out fresh meat at all the hottest clubs and bars.
or just laxin at home watching divorce court reruns wit my granny and the cats
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i secretly like to sniff other peoples dirty socks when they leave the room
i dont even mind giving granny her daily foot rubs and corn treatments
You should message me if
if you a strong and powerful person WHO AINT AFRAID OF GIRL WHO KNOWS WHO SHE IS AND I'M PROUD
also dont be sayin no creepy shit bcuz of my sexy pix. i am a lady.
The two of us