Edit Dec 2013: Made it into Silicon Valley! Will be moving to SF Feb 1! So excited!
When I'm not programming or thinking about math, I lift, swing dance, and sing.
Vacuuming meat off of Chicken feet
Paying my bills online and updating the relevant spreadsheets while drunk, then not having any recollection of this the following morning
I'm really bad at
Cooking rice in a pot
Rainbow Road while high
Shakespeare is a master wordsmith and I want him to impregnate me with his wit. I also read "Thinking, Fast and Slow" by Kahneman recently, which I found extremely relevant to our daily lives in this day and age.
I like a mix of classic rock and more modern type things. My recent karaoke hits include Call Me Maybe, Need You Now, Africa, Only the Good Die Young, and Smooth Criminal.
I will kick your ass at Mario Kart 64. Or SSB64. Or StarFox 64. But probably not at Goldeneye.
0-indexed arrays (fuck you VBA)
leather soles (suede will do in a pinch)
colorful tank tops
I used to have hair ties on this list but I just got a haircut in June so.....
EDIT: holy shit apparently this is how
If you are GGG and would enjoy the the banter and company of another similarly minded person.
Bonus points if you've ever had a FWB situation that did not end in awkwardness.
If you like cats.
If you want to get ice cream on a hot summer day, or go swing dancing in a crowded speakeasy, or enjoyed the evocative imagery of the first two conjuncts.