lastnoblebeast
27 Jonesville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm at that point where just giving anyone a chance is just a waste of time on both sides, the relationship never goes anywhere and no one is satisfied. Instead I'm going to list the things I desire in a man or men, if you feel it's something you can do with ease send me a message.

What I desire from you is your undying loyalty, your eternal servitude, your utter and complete devotion. Your actions should honor me as my actions honor you, this applies to a regular couple as well as a triad like relationship should that happen (which isn't likely since everyone has the wrong idea about how I would go about being in a closed relationship with two other guys).

The things I will not tolerate from a mate are drug use(weed or stronger drugs), alcohol use, cigarettes(a light smoker might be ok), bisexuals(my experience with bi males was never good, they always lied or cheated), no discreet males(they acted worse than the bi males), no straight acting(it's about the same as bi and discreet), no one with kids from a past relationship with a female(adopted kids are fine), no one that is currently in a relationship or married to someone(that's just drama and lies all over), I'm not personally interested in children as a mate so if you're a teenager it's not gonna work, 24 and older is more ideal but not way older than I am(you need to have a libido if you want to be with me, the older guys I've dated left me unsatisfied).

I know many of you wont like that last section, and that's ok. You're allowed not to like things, and I'm allowed to not like the things you like ;3
What I’m doing with my life
Back in sc after being gone for 3 years, landscaping again
I’m really good at
Not being compatable with anyone and misunderstood
The first things people usually notice about me
Idk, I'm pretty sure no one notices me. If they do notice me they ignore me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
manga, nature, art, porn although i dont think porn counts as a book of intellectual reading.
syfy, horror, comedy, documentaries, cartoons and yaoi for movies and shows.
salads and certain things
I like a lot of random mismatched music, random songs from all over that I've heard and like from opera to techno
The six things I could never do without
Solitude
Silence
Storms
Redhead eye candy
Sleep
Violence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I'm so bad at dating guys but yet I'm usually many times better than the guys they've dated. But I guess if you prefer being cheated on and all that you stick with what you know best, sorry about it lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Alone in the darkness
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to love, pretty sure I can't. So I dominate, possess, and own instead. Nicely, nicely do I do these things lol
You should message me if
Message me if you want something more than a temporary relationship, if you're one of the few honor bound guys out there wanting to pledge himself to another man and create something lasting. You let me know, I'll reply as soon as I can.

Some of you may think I'm an asshole, a dick, a douche bag, ANNNNNND you'd be right! For the most part. But hey, I don't think of you at all! cuz you're not worth the time
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