36Hermosa Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I am a single Graphic Designer from Milwaukee, 1980 model, low mileage, high performance. Bumped a few times, but never wrecked. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Exterior in mint condition, warm, affectionate, sensitive interior, never soiled. Factory equipped package includes stereo, humor, depth, imagination and intelligence. Radio picks up all kinds of rock and classical. Spacious seats with plenty of room for passenger...runs on high-octane fun and romance, lifetime supply included. Available for inspection by female drivers only, prefer affectionate woman, no dependents, eye-catching exterior, self-confident, intelligent, warm, sincere with sense of humor and full set of tools. I come from a close solid family, would like to have little Toyotas some day. Equipped with nice endowment. Only driven once a week by little old lady to/from church. To arrange test drive, please write me. HAPPY MOTORING!
What I’m doing with my life
I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein hand model. Wish me luck
I’m really good at
Beach Volleyball, Playing the guitar, Drawing,

Yes, I dance in my car and I'm really good at it and Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh My GAWD! I’m Team Edward Too! (Not!)

Movies:The Hangover, Old School, Anchorman, Superbad, The Thing, The Departed, Animal House, Fletch, Caddyshack, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Better Off Dead, Sixteen Candles, The God Father, Happy Gilmore, Dumb and Dumber, Raising Arizona, The Pink Panther, National Lampoon’s Animal House, The Blues Brothers, National Lampoon's Vacation, Austin Powers, Wayne's World, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Borat, The Jerk, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane!, This Is Spinal Tap,The Dark Knight, Forrest Gump, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Apocalypse Now, Gladiator, Blade Runner, Who's Line is it Anyway

Music: U2, Boston, Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, The Police, The Killers, Billy Idol, Goo Dolls, Green Day, Pearl Jam, Sting, The Who, Van Halen, Coldplay,

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

When I can't decide what to order at a restaurant I just ask for "whatever is closest to nachos".

But seriously, why would you not choose the low sodium soy sauce?

Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hot dogs in 6 seconds, so it doesn't get weird.

What the hell is up with "Fun sized" candy? There is nothing fun about less candy.

I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time.

Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
Six things I could never do without
Jesus Christ, God, music, movies, laughter, puppies, and peace of mind (ok, so what…I chose seven).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A Million Dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures, women would love it

There should be way more poetry about cheeseburgers.

There are two types of people in the world:
1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm.
2. Morons.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm in a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it. Also doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my sweepstakes, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my hands and then put it in my mouth, essentially accomplishing the same thing.

Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box.

I end all conference calls with "no you hang up."

There is probably a lot of ATM security camera footage of me rocking the F out.

I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
You should message me if
Well I only have 3 requirements when it comes to a girl...
1. Are you a girl
2. Have you aways been a girl
3. If not can you keep a

Jk at the end of the day I just want a girl that makes me laugh and vice versa. The sexiest thing is a woman's laugh.

Oh, has anyone seen my car keys? I swear I left them in the bushes.
The two of us