lauprofile
31 Montreal, Canada
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My self-summary
So I figured I could try this thing before I end up becoming a crazy cat lady or something. Well... I'm still pretty sure you'll see me in a few years screaming gibberish and throwing cats at people.

I speak mostly French (Québécois). Why did I write this whole thing in English then? I'm not sure haha, maybe because the questions were in English? Someone bilingual would be ideal though. I don't like dubbed versions of things!

I'm a little shy at first, but once you get to know me, I can be a lot of fun... yeah... I don't know how to write these things without sounding cliché.

If you're looking for a girl who has a positive outlook on life and always has a smile on her face, then you have not found her at all!

My friends say I'm funny. But then again I hang out with morons.

... J'aime ça dire d'la marde.

I like fancy beers and food (fancy or not). I like spending time with my friends and meeting new people, but I do need and enjoy my alone time.
What I’m doing with my life
I sell beers for a living and for fun, and I'm a student. Both part time.

I like watching Netflix, playing boardgames, drinking beer, walking around, bicycle rides, hanging out...
I’m really good at
Procrastinating
Karaoké
Parallel parking (I can even drive a stick :P)
Imitating Garth from Wayne's world
STUFF
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos, piercings, hair, AWESOME BEAUTY...alright maybe not. Shoes? I know I always look at shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
90's Alternative rock all the way, man! But I do like more recent stuff too. Some of my favorites: Nirvana, Green Day, Weezer, NIN, No Doubt, Smashing Pumpkins, Our Lady Peace, System of a down, Metallica, Thrice, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Metric, Muse, AFI, No use for a name, Rise Against, Black keys, Hole and of course anything Dave Grohl does but especially the Foo Fighters. I don't like any obscure metal band, like people often seem to think I would. :P

Tv shows: The last man on Earth, Brooklin 9-9, Better call Saul, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Parks & Recreations, Louie, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, How I met your mother, The Big Bang Theory, New Girl, Community, The Office, Seinfeld, Friends, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Bob's burgers... I love comedies a lot...

As for food, I like most of it. But I don't eat meat except for fish/seafood. But I don't care what other people eat and I expect the same from them. Anyway. I especially love sushi. And poutine.
The six things I could never do without
Music
My friends
My cats (j'en ai 3)
Diet pepsi
Beer/alcohol
My phone/the internet
TV
Tea
YEAH that's more than six things, what are you going to do about it?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life, my choices, the future, the past, the present... What my next ink could be.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to have fun. Most of the time, drinking with the people I love. And then getting laid! Ha... no, not typically. I never get laid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a Hello Kitty snuggie.
You should message me if
If you wanna chat, get to know each other a little before meeting... I probably won't message you first, I'm shy.

And please don't take it the wrong way if I don't answer! I just don't wanna waste my time or yours... fair enough, right?
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