My autobiography will be titled, "Cute, but Kinda Bitchy." Some people find me endearing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lawyer, a former college runner, am mildly addicted to youtube, smile a lot, laugh at inappropriate times, am more attracted to intelligence than beauty (I wanna start a Tumblr called "Hot guys using stupid inspirational quotes"), and I really just want to be FLOTUS (if you don't know what FLOTUS is, we won't get along).
I love a bourgeois vegan/protest/intellectual gay, but who doesn't?
I emphatically do NOT date Republicans.
I am profane. Words that make wide the eyes of people with delicate sensibilities are my weapon of choice. Vulgarity is a linguistic tool; it is dangerous and essential.
I work for a giant law firm downtown doing super cool diversity and inclusion stuff. Talk to me about why diversity matters to you.
Running really long races.
Making douchebags aware of their douchebaggery.
The Sims and Pokemon.
Ask me about Protest Literature, Slam Poetry, neo-feminism, affirmative action, or LGBT social politics. Smart guys are hot, too...
Hope for the future.
Words spoken by smart people.
Trivial shit that makes me sound shallow.
...or if you are bored and think I'm cute or interesting.