33Gillingham, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm a straightforward person and believe honesty is an important trait- I'm not perfect, but I don't expect anyone else to be either. Life's here for us to enjoy, so I'm looking for someone to share a few good times with- some laughs and some new experiences.

According to the Myers-Briggs test, I'm an ISTJ, if that's the kind of thing that floats your boat.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at Hollywood Bowl as part of the reception team and as a host for birthday parties. It's busy work but great fun.

In my spare time, I've usually got a few things going on- some admittedly a bit geekier than others. I'm a redditor, a lyricist and a creator of custom content files for various games. Other than that, I'm also involved with a startup immersive theatre troupe, and am a Gillingham FC fan. I've also recently started a Battle Royale-related writing project just because.

I just realised that all makes me sound a lot busier than I actually am.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at putting people at ease when meeting them for the first time. I'm quite easygoing by nature, especially when I meet someone new, and I'm not a particularly private or secretive person, which makes conversation a lot easier.

I'm also good at maintaining friendships. Between Uni, living in France, and working in catering, I've got a lot of friends dotted all over the place, and I think it's important to make an effort to visit people and catch up. Taking a trip somewhere to visit someone for the first time in a while, even if only for a few hours, is time well spent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't take myself too seriously. If you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) I read quite a bit- Ben Elton is my favourite author. Others lining my shelves include John Niven, Marina Lewycka and Bill Bryson.

b) "Cool Runnings" is the greatest film ever made- it is excellent in pretty much every respect. The Chilean film "Machuca" is also fantastic, and I'd highly recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind films with subtitles. I am also just a little bit in love with "Battle Royale", both the novel and film.

c) "Community" may just be the best show ever created, with "30 Rock", "Parks and Recreation" and "The Big Bang Theory" also up there. "Daria" is, of course, an all-time classic. Otherwise, you can tick off a lot of the classic British comedies- "Blackadder", "Monty Python", "The Young Ones", "The Office", "Phoenix Nights" and things of that ilk.

d) I listen to all kinds of genres, especially chart stuff, although with a gun to my head I'd probably pick indie rock over anything else. I grew up with Britpop and enjoy that kind of mainstream-enough guitar sound. But at the same time, I went to see Eminem at Wembley, and am perfectly happy with cheese, trance, rap... there's a time and a place for everything.

e) Pancakes are not just for Pancake Day.
Six things I could never do without
Intellectual Stimulation.
Humour. Why live, if you can't laugh?
My family.
Crownfield Nougat Pillows. Seriously, those things are heaven in a box.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about some really, really random things. It doesn't take much to set me off on an odd train of thought, especially if I'm chatting with someone willing to indulge me. Sometimes this can be deep, wise and insightful, while other times even I know I'm just talking absolute rubbish.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm at the point where I'm starting to accept that clubbing is best left to those with student loans and fake IDs. I do like nights out, and I still look forward to the big ones when me and my mates head to away games, but I'm just as happy now with a night of pub, pool and karaoke.

Karaoke is hard proof that not being able to do something will never stop me from doing it over and over again.
You should message me if
If any of this has piqued your curiosity, drop me a line. Despite having a job based around speaking to strangers all day, I can be pretty shy when it comes to breaking the ice- chances are I'd love to talk to you, but can't think of a way to say that first awkward hello.
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