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My self-summary
Ex-Floridian latchkey kid with a hint of Kentucky.

I'm often joking; not now though, swear. Usually somewhat clever. Usually up for anything. Never self-serious, and rarely well-rested.

I like window shopping. I say 'ain't' in arguments. I look way better than the next guy in button-up shirts. I am probably not living in the right century. I did not write this paragraph.
What I’m doing with my life
Alleged screenwriter/freelancer, maybe. Manager at a hodgepodgey nightlife venue.
I’m really good at
Baking ziti, getting mugged. Stretching my legs. Storytelling. Art, esoterica, making you laugh. Sadly I don't play an instrument.*

* The dream is to front and sing badly for a Waitsian or bluegrassish big band or trio that exclusively covers Disney songs and showtunes. Chim-Chim-Cheree, I Want to Be Like You, Poor Unfortunate Souls, Ludwig von Drake. We'll be called The Hunderd Ones or The Last Walts, and we'll need a girl singer.
The first things people usually notice about me
1) A twinkle of grinny sardonicism
2) Skinny

There's also a scar fading along my eyebrow that no one seems to notice, fyi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm told I'm Billy Pilgrim.

My favorite book is now a TV show:

Gung Ho, Houseguest, many good ones. I've studied and worked in film for a while, so ask me when we're drinking.

Old: KitH, Deadwood, The Storyteller. New: Doctor Who, GoT, Gordon Ramsay.

We all like the same bands right?

Fast food, diners, pubs. I ask servers what to order.
The six things I could never do without
Peace/quiet (none here)
Crowds (none back home)
Bed (unmade)
Coffee (deli)
Cuss words
Karl Pilkington
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Meals & tattoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
NYC + late twenties = bars or netflix

And looking damn good doing it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
10 inches, unyielding.

That's from Pottermore.
You should message me if
Tivo, barhopping, making out, people watching, laughing about real life, arguing about fiction, and potlucks all sound fun to you.

You're straightforward, funny, and dislike one-word answers.

Note: I'm not reeeally looking for anything long-term right now, but am keeping this profile active for when I do feel ready again. Ultimately that's what I want. I'm not together enough right now, but if you aren't either and you want to actually possibly date me (and aren't a flake), feel free to message here. Otherwise, I have another profile for shorter-term, emotionally available, silly/romantic fun hanging out which you can ask about. Cheers.