lawyeritis
30 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I spend a considerable amount of time rescuing puppies from burning buildings and preventing evil masterminds from taking over the world. Other hobbies include competing in international tick-tack-toe championships, ballroom dancing with old ladies and knitting jumpers for llamas.

NOTE: Some of the previous paragraph may be slightly false. And when I say 'some', I mean 'all'... And when I say 'slightly', I actually mean 'completely'.

Hmmm... that probably wasn't a good start.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out how to stop working.
I’m really good at
wasting time, buying things on eBay, dreaming about the future and travelling around the world. I am also incredibly efficient when using the Underground.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently it's my eyes and my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (stop laughing, it's a damn good book);
- Animal Farm by George Orwell;
- The Moonstone by Wilkie Collins;
- The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.

Movies:
- The Godfather (part 1);
- Pulp Fiction;
- Office Space;
- Before Sunrise;
- Seven Samurai;
- Brief Encounter;
- The Big Sleep;
- The Lion King;
- 12 Angry Men.

Shows:
- Monty Python's Flying Circus;
- Fawlty Towers;
- Family Guy;
- The Wire;
- The Sopranos;
- Breaking Bad;
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks;
- QI.

Music:
- Muse;
- Green Day;
- Guns 'n' Roses;
- Queen;
- Michael Jackson;
- Metallica;
- Frank Sinatra;
- The Beach Boys;
- The Beatles;
- Johnny Cash;
- Elvis Presley.

Food:
- Food is for the weak. Although I do enjoy ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
- Guitar
- People
- Oxygen
- Llamas
- Love
- Music

(not necessarily in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the infinite nature of the universe and the meaning of life. Oh yeah, and donuts.
On a typical Friday night I am
relaxing with friends. That or wrestling sharks. It really depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like being tickled.
You should message me if
you are romantic and affectionate, don't take yourself too seriously, are looking for a relationship and want to talk about something ridiculous.
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