EuroBrooklnPetr
29Denver, United States
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My self-summary
The finance profession keeps me busy by day and many hobbies and sports occupy the rest of the time. I'm not a master at any one, but I sure do enjoy all of them. I spend my precious free time playing a bit of soccer and catching up with friends.

As far as personality goes, no one has ever accused me of being boring.
What I’m doing with my life
Geeking out on Excel, Tableau, and Python. Balancing it out with looking for great used motorcycles, working out, and forming deeper friendships.
I’m really good at
In no particular order: cycling, driving, Microsoft Excel, logistics, and sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
Male
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Podcasts: 99 Percent Invisible, Radiolab, NPR Planet Money
Periodicals: The Economist, the Atlantic, Harvard Business Review.
Books: The Fountainhead, The Road to Monticello
Movies: Groundhog Day, Avatar, Pride and Prejudice, Dirty Dancing, Freedom Writers, Last Night
TV Shows: Game of Thrones, House of Cards, House MD, Lie to Me
Six things I could never do without
Friends, logic, knowledge, food, exercise, and music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to develop that wonderful idea that'll make life better for a lot of people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Workout and rest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
An incident from work...
Have you ever left your home in one pair of pants and without any premeditation ended up going home in another unfamiliar pair? When I decided to sit down today at work in the middle of the day, my pants said, "No! I've had enough! This is the last time you feel my sensual touch of perfect polyester-wool blend on your skin. I will no longer serve to make your ass look great. I will no longer hang at your knees waiting unnecessarily because you decided to finish an article instead of wiping your ass and getting back to work. Today, today I fight back! Good luck getting out of this one!" It's a long speech, but I heard it all in that moment of the rip; not even a rip, it was more of a rapture.

I discovered that being caught in the middle of the office with my ass out is the adult equivalent of being called to the front of the class as a teenager when you have a boner: thinking of dead pigs then was the solution most of the time, but I found it at best a poor distraction in this scenario. My ass is out, I'm at work. I have a meeting in 15 minutes with management. What do you do? The first thing is sending an email to your boss that reads, "Subject: Pants emergency" Body "be back ASAP". He replied with, "No worries". Somehow those were the most soothing words I could hear. It made me feel like I wasn't alone, like someone there understands what I'm going through. Fortunately I wasn't too far from my jacket, but the jacket wasn't long enough to cover my exposed unshaved legs so I had to improvise, I channeled my youth and wrapped the sleeves around my waist like a cool late-80s kid. I strolled out of the office like one too.
You should message me if
You have positive associations with sarcasm, double entendre, and DIPA.
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