While we are on this topic of what we wanted to be as a child...imagine if everyone was the very first thing they aspired to be...imagine how many princesses and ninjas there would be.
I've been called a conundrum, I'm still trying to figure out if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I crack jokes a lot, I have an uncanny ability to turn anything into a sexual reference. I'm a touch and smell kind of guy if you ask me. I like butts and brains. I love cats, I love all animals just love cats a little bit more.
Here are a few quotes that I love and I'd like to think define me.
“Never fear quarrels, but seek hazardous
adventures.” Alexander Dumas.
“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will
bask in the sunlight one moment, be
shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes.”
“A man can be in two different places and he
will be two different men. Maybe if you
think of more places he will be more men,
but two is enough for now.”
― Elmore Leonard, Valdez Is Coming
Thousands of candles can be
lighted from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will
not be shortened. Happiness
never decreases by being
A jug fills drop by drop. Buddha.
The test of a first-rate
intelligence is the
ability to hold two
opposed ideas in mind
at the same time and
still retain the ability to
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Vitality shows in not
only the ability to
persist but the ability to
F. Scott Fitzgerald
...because that's how you get ants... - Sterling Archer
I am part of something wonderful and very exciting!!!! A group of awesome people and myself have built and are maintaining a community garden in Phoenixville, Pa at this park called Reservoir Park on Franklin and Filmore streets. There is a dog park just across the parking lot too! So bring your furry friends! If your interested in knowing more and even helping send me a message and I'll tell you all about it. We are looking for sculptors and people who make garbage into beautiful art works! And someone who knows how to make a totem pole...
I like playing almost every sport under the sun, pretty decent at a few. I like challenges, I love to compete...mostly in sports but give me a challenge in life and I'll knock it out of park. I'm really good at trying new IPA's too...I'm extremely well versed in duels of wit and sarcasm. I can take hold of a conversation and keep it going. I'm really good at listening to others and giving feedback and positive encouragement.
Rapid fire in no order what so ever...
House of cards.
Mitchell and Webb look.
Lost. Although I haven't seen a lick in years, it's still a good one.
Anything on discovery channel or involving animals.
Quentin Tarantino and Martin Scorsese films.
Double Take...yes with Dennis Rodman and Claude van dam.
Lucky number slevin.
Darjeeling Limited - best movie ever.
Creedence Clearwater revival.
Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeroes.
Simon and Garfunkel.
Sounds of animals fighting.
Those few wicked good songs by Garth Brooks.
30 for 30s.
Ken Burns Baseball.
I've watched the show too cute for hours on end without noticing....
I don't like reality TV.
Game of thrones.
A quiet patch of woods where I can howl
at the moon.