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My self-summary
I'm Lili, I'm short, sweet, and to the point. I'm a huge brat and I can be hard to deal with. I'm never short on sass. I love insence and curling up in bed with my snakes. I enjoy Zelda, cats, and snakes.

In private, I'm silly and I have a very twisted sense of humor. If you get offended easily, I'm not your gal. In public, I'm a classy lady who never goes out to dinner without a dress on.

I like "nerdy" people I guess you could say. I think intelligence is my biggest turn-on, if you're at a nice place in your life, I love that.

I enjoy staying in and watching movies when it's chilly, but I love hiking and exploring new places when it's warm.
I'm not at all a partier, that's not my style.

I'm looking for someone to be honest and silly with. I've never had a long-term relationship but I am willing to try to find some sort of spark here, so message me and get to know me!
What I’m doing with my life
Livin' all by my lonesome. I'm a supernanny full time and I'm in school full time to be a bad ass biologist, lab goggles and all.
I’m really good at
Pointillism, being a lazy bum, taming children, makeup, not wasting my arrows or Rupees in Zelda. Probably conquering the world too, but I haven't gotten there yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not shy at all. Maybe my big ole Polish nose. I also get a lot of compliments on my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- anything by James Patterson and Stephen King. I don't read as much as I would like to. Also the Harry Potter and Hunger Games series'.

Movies- Literally anything scary or suspenseful. I enjoy cheesy comedy at times too. But I love the Harry Potter series and Pirates of the Caribbean is my favorite series ever. I really like nature documentaries as well

Shows- Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Archer, Bob's Burgers. You see where this is going.

Food- anything with carbs. Italian. Steak steak steak steak steak.
Six things I could never do without
1. My kitty Link
2. Naps
3. My extremely sexy car
4. Netflix
5. My four pretty snakes
6. My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What came before space?
On a typical Friday night I am
Being super cool and social with my cat and snakes and playing games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shower naked. Scandalous, I know.

Also, I have a separate freezer dedicated to frozen rats.
You should message me if
If you were able to make it through that whole thing ^^^^ cuz wow, you're a trooper.

You are mature, driven, and not in art school. I like decent grammar as well!
If you don't send me more than a "Hi, how are you?" I probably wont reply.

Do NOT message me if you own a fedora. You should know by now that those are forever out of style and should have never been invented.
The two of us