36Fayetteville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just your every day nerd...smart, witty (although sometimes not as funny as I think), kind, caring, generous, and sometimes quirky. I can be a bit of a hopeless romantic at times, but I also can be very cynical. I enjoy a good pun, have been known to write my own song parodies, and am a pretty good cook.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in operations for a bank, attempting to stay on an exercise regimen, and underwater basket weaving.
I’m really good at
listening, giving advice, making smart ass remarks, being sarcastic, keeping secrets, being a font of useless facts - and making them up when I don't know.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm a sexy beast!

Also, possibly, my sarcasm...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series, Hunger Games series, The Princess Bride, The Hobbit, Dracula, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Bridge to Terabithia, Where The Red Fern Grows

Movies: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins, The Departed, The Princess Bride, Zombieland, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Psych, Chuck, Quantum Leap, Dr Who, White Collar, Burn Notice, Arrow, The Flash, and The Walking Dead

Music: Darn near anything...listening to a lot of Top 40 lately. All-time favorites: Green Day, Aerosmith, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, The Eagles, Steve Miller Band, Journey, The Lonely Island, Metallica

Food: Bacon, chocolate, pastas, Mexican, bacon, steak, potatoes, sweet potatoes
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, how to take over the world, why my left hand is so uncoordinated, and where they came up with the word "Skittles."
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching movies/tv or playing Cards Against Humanity with friends (if you've never played it, it's like a rated R version of Apples to Apples, not for the easily offended), doing yoga, or finding creative culinary uses for bacon.
You should message me if
You have an hbogo account I can borrow. Thanks!
The two of us