28Salisbury, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
- I am very good at face painting
- I have the most beautiful little boy in the world
- I travelled around Europe in a tent
- i love to bake, but dont very often as I tend to then eat everything Ive made
- My car is the messiest dump of a car you can imagine
- I watch porn, but only girl on girl
- I have probably had sex in wierder places than you
- I have a pink stripe in my hair

Please read the last section if you are going to send me a message!

Ok, I'm going to be painfully honest now. I am married, but we have an understanding that whilst he is away I am free to explore with other people. Therefore I am seeking women, maybe men who are happy to have some casual fun. I have my own house but obviously with my little boy I can only really meet new people once he is in bed- but thankfully he is a very good sleeper! I would prefer to explore with female playmates, I like curvy ladies like myself but Im not fussy! Message me if interested, FYI I live near salisbury in wiltshire.

Got some time on your hands? have a read of this...http://www.literotica.com/s/mandys-chronicles-ch-01

Wrote this ages ago and the style is not great, but I think its still pretty hot... let me know what you think.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend my days cooking, looking after the baby, baking, cleaning, meeting with friends and all those normal mundane things that everyone does. I like to try new things, and often challenge myself to see just what i could accomplish- I recently finished training as a special constable, but have decided not to pursue it at the moment. Not sure what my next challenge will be... another degree maybe??
I’m really good at
A difficult question to ask oneself- I think im quite creative, I draw, paint, sculpt... I play the clarinet, sing, and taught myself to play the piano. I'm a good cook and baker... other skills include being able to put my foot behind my head, never ever getting hangovers, modelling little faces out of babybel wax and being able to fit a whole mars bar in my mouth- you may read into that last one as much as you like ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess generally you would notice that im a very friendly person, and I tend to smile and laugh a lot, probably a bit too much. With regards to my general appearance, 'curvy' is definately a good word for me. Even though I have recently lost some weight, I am not what you would call 'slim'- I have a large bottom, big boobs (which tend to be on show a lot... if youve got it, flaunt it I say!) and many wobbly bits. I love my body, I am confident in how I look and I happen to think that im fairly sexy, so I hope you will too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do people ever read this part? I know I dont. I have too many favourite movies and songs to write about in here, just rest assured that I do read books, not magazines, and that I love watching films and listening to music, as pretty much everyone does.
Six things I could never do without
apart from the essentials...

ummm... my rabbit? ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a very philosophical person, so I think a lot. I tend to be a little too analytical... I do think a lot about the way the world works and all those 'deep' subjects... but I try not to dwell on such things, and I of course think a lot about being a parent and my family and money... and all those normal things like whether or not I turned the iron off this morning.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed, on the sofa, at a friends house, cooking dinner, drinking... any of the above :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It annoys me when people write 'if i told you it wouldnt be private ;)'. Dont be boring.

My private thing is I have far too many sex toys, but only really use one of them.
You should message me if
Please read this bit!
Well done for getting to the end of my ridiculously long profile. Im going to have a little moan now. I get a lot of messages, and I rarely reply. So if you would like to talk to me, write something interesting, and show me that you are not just a caveman with a cock and no brain. Please try and use proper grammar, ask me something about myself that you would like to know. Messages such as 'hi, how are you?' or 'wana meet up for sex?' will not get a reply, I guarantee it, no matter how sexy you think you are. End of moan. Here is a lollipop as your prize for reading all that crap 🍭
The two of us