30Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
Over the last year or so I've put a lot of my free time into making board games designed to teach children about philosophical concepts.

I was convinced that my most recent game, 'Determinism!', would be a hit, but I keep getting angry emails saying their copy didn't come with any dice.
What I’m doing with my life
Calling people up and then apologising for interrupting their dinner.

Working on scripts.

Finding out whether there really are no stupid questions.
I’m really good at
- The Target puzzle in The Age

- Drunk cooking (sober cooking available on request)

- Coming up with a third thing
The first things people usually notice about me
The obsidian orb perpetually hovering above me that seems to absorb light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Protagonists without clear motivation navigating impossible geography.

Movies: Movies where nothing happens and people don't change. You know, more like real life.

Shows: Youtube tutorials for things I'll never try in real life. Stories where the advertising campaign contradicts of the moral focus of the narrative. Adventure time.

Music: Anything that could conceivably be used to soundtrack falling off a tall building in slow motion.

Food: Umami.
Six things I could never do without
- Quality Fabrics
- Midnight Blue
- Tonic Water
- New Bread Smell
- Old Greek Guys Playing Cards
- The Colour Of The Sea After A Storm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The perfect David Bowie/Tilda Swinton movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of riding a bicycle over a bridge.
You should message me if
-You're shredding a tidal wave of whiskey on a surf board made out of don't care

-You've written some really good friend fiction you'd like to share
The two of us