I could have quoted Jeff Spicoli....
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine"
I also could have quoted Conan The Barbarian..
Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good
Most ladies wouldn't find that funny.....and its only 3 of six.