23St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
the first time i ever ate a mango, it changed my life.

i'm a very relaxed, down-to-earth person who often says "chillax" unironically . i don't care to plan anything too far in the future; i'm more into spontaneous adventures. i like to talk about stuff that doesn't matter: the weather, philosophy, basedgod's new mixtape.

if you think you have better taste than everyone you know, then we'll probably get along really well.

dennis reynolds is an inspiration.

my main goal in life is to experience new shit.
What I’m doing with my life
slowly selling my soul in exchange for small green rectangles that i then immediately give to an educational institution in order to receive a sheet of paper with my name on it that'll look really nice in a frame hanging on the wall of my cardboard box

but i try not to worry about it
I’m really good at
being apathetic about pretty much everything.


writing short stories.

pouring the perfect ratio of vodka/mixer.

freestyle rap.

solitaire (and i take it very seriously).
The first things people usually notice about me
i don't give a shit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
classic literature. hemingway, vonnegut, orwell, shakespeare. i read hamlet a lot. and the fourteen-year-old inside me still has a soft spot for poe.

i like all movie genres. top three films are probably battle royale, clerks, and gattaca. i'm a big fan of everything by miyazaki, tarantino, and scorsese too.

breaking bad and shit. a bunch of stupid cartoons that i watch over and over; rick and morty, archer, futurama, adventure time etc. and if you don't like friends, don't even talk to me. chandler bing is my spirit animal.

i like all music. but i mostly listen to indie shit, electronic, and hip hop. favorite artists are kanye, daft punk, the beatles, mgmt, clams casino, wu-tang, two door cinema club, death grips, kendrick lamar, youth lagoon, earl sweatshirt, pink floyd.

chinese and italian food. also, i'm obsessed with buffalo wings and chili cheese fritos. but my diet is 95% ramen and microwave popcorn.
Six things I could never do without
my nintendo64
aux cords
arizona iced tea
honorable mention to long underwear and oversized sweaters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what happens after the universe dies.
On a typical Friday night I am
the liquor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my name is william, but i go by billy because it makes me feel like a kid again.
You should message me if
you like trap music and beer.

if you like psych rock and cannabis.

if you wanna make out while listening to two door cinema club.

if you wear all black and hate conformists and want to go trespass somewhere and spray paint obscenities on buildings.

or if you want to give me a haircut (dead serious) (plz)
The two of us