You're probably looking at this because you like my face. Either that or I've been e-stalking you. OR maybe your cat just walked onto your computer and clicked on my profile. A catastrophe. Yeah. Let that one sink in.
Um. Let's see.
I've been in LA for 6+ months now. I live in Los Feliz, which I only mention because Google Maps calls it "Lost Phallus" and.. come on.
I originally hail from the Midwest. Or Midworst. Or, you might know it as the vast nether-land one passes over in an airplane on the way to someplace better.
I have a mangy old dog named Kiely. We have an unhealthy parasitic relationship. I'm basically her human slave and joyride chauffeur. But in turn I get to try desperately to cuddle her while she literally kicks me. It's pretty great. I ad-lib little songs about my love for her when we're alone. Shhhh.
I should also mention now that I love puns. Just so that's out there.
Movies... Casablanca, Zombieland, Wristcutters, The Family Stone (secretly this is my favorite of favorites, it's my comfort movie), Ghostbusters, Lord of the Rings so hard it hurts, and on and on. My collection of DVDs is out of hand.
TV. I like to knit and watch Netflix which I call "Knitflix." Yeah whatever people besides your grandma can knit and it's totally fine.
I like weird and spooky shit and lowbrow comedy. Medical related stuff too, because I've always wanted to not actually be a doctor but play one on TV.
I've been really into Orphan Black lately. And I'm watching Twin Peaks for the first time ever. And, always The X-Files. Always.
As for music, I like the rock 'n roll. But I'm hopelessly out of touch with current music. And I still have an iPod with a click-wheel. Yup.
If we are what we eat, I'm composed mostly of Spaghetti Ohs and flavor blasted Goldfish Crackers. Sad fact.
Ugh. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
2. You want to go to Disneyland. I've got an annual pass I need to milk for everything it's worth. I mean also who doesn't want to go to Disneyland? People who hate fun and magic, that's who.
3. You saw pictures of my dog and you want to hang out with her. Which, yeah, I totally get.. she's the best.
4. You also knit. And you want to Knitflix and chill. (Oh my god I think I'm so funny.)
5. Or whatever. I can't tell you your business.